Author Topic: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man.. (Read 7373 times)

Parker · « **on:** March 09, 2007, 04:39:33 PM »

And a French man at that

Discuss

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2007, 04:51:02 PM »

Lucky bastard, her body was built to be violated in every way imaginable.

Pollux · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2007, 06:07:13 PM »

I don't wanna discuss it 'cause I don't believe it.

Bluto · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:51:39 AM »

What do we know about this old man? She used to date Norton

danielson · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2007, 06:36:34 AM »

She's nasty

ribonucleic · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2007, 07:36:53 AM »

She's whored her way up nicely from having to fuck Robert Rodriguez.

Bluto · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2007, 08:53:53 AM »

Guy she's marrying is 45 I think

OKMike · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2007, 09:06:45 AM »

Bluto · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2007, 09:09:18 AM »

she's gonna get fat. she got the genes for it and getting pregnant and older doesnt help

she's done!

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2007, 09:25:30 AM »

she's so much more banged up then she used to be. Over the hill bro's!

Earl1972 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2007, 09:28:28 AM »

Quote from: danielson on March 10, 2007, 06:36:34 AM

She's nasty

what girl would look hot dressed like that?

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ribonucleic · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2007, 10:22:03 AM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on March 10, 2007, 09:28:28 AM

what girl would look hot dressed like that?

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That's just the point, my naive friend...

Now that she's hooked the big-time alimony, letting herself age ungracefully is conveniently both a rest after many years of taxing work (of its kind) and a way to minimize (without being self-incriminatingly obvious about it) the amount of sexual labor she's required to deliver under the terms of her contract. [See also: Catherine Zeta Jones]

Oh... and hang in there, Earl.

April 13 is coming.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2007, 01:08:02 PM »

april 13?

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Pollux · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:34:45 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on March 10, 2007, 01:08:02 PM

april 13?

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Kevin Levrone. Redline. Ring a bell?

Earl1972 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2007, 02:37:20 PM »

Quote from: Pollux on March 10, 2007, 02:34:45 PM

Kevin Levrone. Redline. Ring a bell?

oh shit HOW COULD I NOT KNOW

don't tell kev please

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Pollux · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2007, 03:08:26 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on March 10, 2007, 02:37:20 PM

oh shit HOW COULD I NOT KNOW

don't tell kev please

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You're not a true Kevin Levrone fan. What a disgrace!

Earl1972 · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:20:56 PM »

Quote from: Pollux on March 10, 2007, 03:08:26 PM

You're not a true Kevin Levrone fan. What a disgrace!

I have to admit I am disappointed in myself

just don't tell kev ok $:-\$

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Parker · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2007, 05:28:19 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on March 10, 2007, 08:53:53 AM

Guy she's marrying is 45 I think

try 45 plus 25 or more. Dude looks old as hell. Probably got her drunk on some good shit (Called Muu-La, a very old French brand).

Salma, don't you know, Old men give you worms?

Earl1972 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:21:08 PM »

I lost all respect for her

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onlyme · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2007, 01:59:25 PM »

Quote from: danielson on March 10, 2007, 06:36:34 AM

She's nasty

No shes not

Deedee · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:04:45 PM »

What's wrong with Frenchmen

Bet he kisses great!

He's only 44 and although he has a bit of the pearman body happening, that's easy to fix, and he looks hard otherwise. Plus he has a nice face and eyes, AND he can talk fashion. Looks like she did just fine.

Faust · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2007, 02:55:34 PM »

Pinault is the CEO of PPR, the world's third largest luxury conglomerate. It owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, the French department store Printemps, catalog giant La Redoute and the music-and-book chain FNAC.

Salma's got her priorities straight. Free shoes and clothes,

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Looks like she felt her clock was ticking and it was now or never. 40 is old though to have a baby, hope it doesnt have down.

About the guy: he's rich, say no more.

Deedee · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Faust on March 11, 2007, 02:55:34 PM

Pinault is the CEO of PPR, the world's third largest luxury conglomerate. It owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, the French department store Printemps, catalog giant La Redoute and the music-and-book chain FNAC.

Salma's got her priorities straight. Free shoes and clothes, .
Looks like she felt her clock was ticking and it was now or never. 40 is old though to have a baby, hope it doesnt have down.

About the guy: he's rich, say no more.

That's what I was thinking.

He's wealthy... but so is she. You meet the people who travel in your circles.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2007, 03:55:53 PM »

Quote from: Deedee on March 11, 2007, 02:04:45 PM

What's wrong with Frenchmen Bet he kisses great!

He's only 44 and although he has a bit of the pearman body happening, that's easy to fix, and he looks hard otherwise. Plus he has a nice face and eyes, AND he can talk fashion. Looks like she did just fine.

take away his money and you'll think otherwise

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Deedee · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2007, 04:34:49 PM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on March 11, 2007, 03:55:53 PM

take away his money and you'll think otherwise

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Lol, no sarcasmo, I don't. He looks like a typical Frenchman, and even the poor ones get plenty.

Anyway, what's wrong with her being with a rich guy? Should she have done the Liz Taylor thing instead and hooked up with somebody more "needy?"