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Vito Vanity - from the 2005 Dead Pool
« on: March 10, 2007, 05:16:12 PM »
From T-Nation's 2005 Dead Pool:

" Vito Vanity

Our final entry in the dubious 2005 Dead Pool is just 23 years old—and he loves reminding members of the bodybuilding message boards of this fact. Vito is just about the most vain, self-absorbed character in a sport made up of just such personalities, starting thread after thread about himself and posting up hundreds of photos. This invariably leads to board members trashing him for his hairpiece and what appear to be arms and calves full of the dreaded site-enhancement oil generically known as Synthol.

Vito seems to thrive on the hatred, perhaps because it's at least some form of attention and publicity. If indeed he's already losing his hair and shooting up his muscles with Synthol at only 23 years old, this doesn't bode well for his future. Seeing as he hasn’t even competed at a pro-qualifier yet, one can only imagine the lengths he'll be willing to go to in order to succeed at that level.

Sadly, his ego has made him one of the most hated bodybuilders on the Internet, and there would be many who'd take a sick satisfaction in seeing him get sick, or worse."

Discuss.

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Re: VITO VANITY
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2007, 05:19:50 PM »
you forgot the gay for fun activity.

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Re: VITO VANITY
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2007, 05:20:18 PM »
I just quoted T-Nation directly, copy-paste.

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Re: VITO VANITY
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2007, 05:43:55 PM »
spot on for DA....Does anyone really know DA's real age? He states 25 now but i've seen posts of his before where he slips up and he is in his 30s..He certainly looks to be in his 30s or even pushing 40...

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Re: VITO VANITY
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2007, 05:52:50 PM »
His toupee is actually 5 years old. One of his "clients" went hunting in Wisconsin then and shot a squirrel...

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Re: VITO VANITY
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2007, 01:43:17 PM »
I'm surprised Vito hasn't found this thread already...

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Re: VITO VANITY
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2007, 01:45:02 PM »
DA's too dumb to realize it's about him ::)
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Re: VITO VANITY
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2007, 09:37:57 PM »
The thread Derek created earlier today was just deleted. Mods are deleting way too many threads.

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Re: Vito Vanity - from the 2005 Dead Pool
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2007, 10:16:47 PM »
there has been some inconsistency lately :(

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Re: Vito Vanity - from the 2005 Dead Pool
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2007, 10:31:53 PM »
I was told that there should only be one DA thread at a time, which explains Derek's earlier thread being deleted.