Why do women say one thing, but mean another?
Why are there so many fucking stupid folks?
Where do fat people get their self-esteem?
If I take a shit in the woods, and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?
Why am I so fucking horny all the time?
Why must every girl have a "tramp stamp", and every guy a "tribal arm band"?
Why is everything Apple makes, so fucking gay?
Why does every 115lb beast think they are "cage fighters"?