Dude, you need to quit bragging. Did you know we have guys like Sevastase here who once manhandled 7 cocks all well over 11 inches each, armed with nothing but assless chaps and an eager mouth, and made them all limp in the end?
dont forget the all-important nipple tassles!! and i believe his record is far, far more than 7 cocks, if memory serves me correctly i believe that 'Sevastase' won the Golden Cock in last year's Boner Olympics, having consummated his record-breaking showing by absorbing an unheard-of 72 Nigerian boners at once, never before has anyone received a mind-numbing 40 cocks in his ass alone not to mention the other 32 filling up every oriface on his 'body' including 9 in each nostril, rumor has it that even Colossus_1986 was impressed.