Happy birthday Squadfather

[SteelePegasus]

This is the month that squadfather turns 35.

here is his story from that day

"So I get up this morning to the scent of strawberry pop tarts that mommy made for me on her way to work. I feel stronger than ever, today is special,  it's my birthday.

Next to the pop tarts I see a brown paper bag. could it be? could it possible be

wow..mommy didn't forget that it's birthday after all..I hope that she got me the dragonball Z action figure that I have been wanting forever.

I open the bag with baited breath and what do I find?.... some stupid shopping list that she left for me. (tampons, stockings, slim fast, battery for vibrator, return the taebo video)

I am so pissed right now, I don't think that watching judge judy will cheer me up like normal. Some punk at the gym will have to pay for this..

I put on my 2xist tanktop and my special tap-out wrist wrap and "sean john" beenie cap..is there a better looking "aryan wigger" than me..nah..I feel good, I look good

so finally I complete my third set of 135lb barbell incline press for 8 reps. Normally I do 6 reps but today I special..I went to failure.

and then I spot him....he looks cute..why is that girl checking him out..he should be mine. Well, I have to put and end to this..if I can't have him then no one will. 

So I walk over to him and say to his face "Hey sailor, would you like to join 'the Squad'? well guess what... you can't..you need over 5,000 getbig post".

Monster ownage..that will teach him..time for my postwork carb drink. I don't want to miss the window.

I need to start a thread about this..Big Cypriate and the boys will love this one..instant classic"

[Wiggs]

LMAO!!!!!!!!Classic
That's him all summed up.

[Fury]

Sad that you just wasted 20+ minutes of your life typing that up and it still wasn't funny. 

[Muscleboy]

 

[SteelePegasus]

Sad that you just wasted 20+ minutes of your life typing that up and it still wasn't funny. 

lol, sorry that he didn't mention you by name in his "born on day" story?

[benjamin pearson]

o brother steelePegasus what a waste of fucking time... o brother you must lead a very full life

[beatmaster]

his mom said he could use the computor today......... thats all he came up with

[pumphard]

This is a day in the life of of squadfather:


A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".     

[Darren Avey]

How many more times is that going to be posted?

[benjamin pearson]

This is a day in the life of of squadfather:


A Day in the life...

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".     

o brother.... not funny the frst 100 times you posted this extreme waste of time

[dawakaman]

sarcasm in in so many heads its not even funny...let it go guys

peace
D

[SteelePegasus]

o brother steelePegasus what a waste of fucking time... o brother you must lead a very full life

so my posting on getbig indicates that I don't have a full life?

thank god that you don't post here

[alexxx]

This is the month that squadfather turns 35.

here is his story from that day

"So I get up this morning to the scent of strawberry pop tarts that mommy made for me on her way to work. I feel stronger than ever, today is special,  it's my birthday.

Next to the pop tarts I see a brown paper bag. could it be? could it possible be

wow..mommy didn't forget that it's birthday after all..I hope that she got me the dragonball Z action figure that I have been wanting forever.

I open the bag with baited breath and what do I find?.... some stupid shopping list that she left for me. (tampons, stockings, slim fast, battery for vibrator, return the taebo video)

I am so pissed right now, I don't think that watching judge judy will cheer me up like normal. Some punk at the gym will have to pay for this..

I put on my 2xist tanktop and my special tap-out wrist wrap and "sean john" beenie cap..is there a better looking "aryan wigger" than me..nah..I feel good, I look good

so finally I complete my third set of 135lb barbell incline press for 8 reps. Normally I do 6 reps but today I special..I went to failure.

and then I spot him....he looks cute..why is that girl checking him out..he should be mine. Well, I have to put and end to this..if I can't have him then no one will. 

So I walk over to him and say to his face "Hey sailor, would you like to join 'the Squad'? well guess what... you can't..you need over 5,000 getbig post".

Monster ownage..that will teach him..time for my postwork carb drink. I don't want to miss the window.

I need to start a thread about this..Big Cypriate and the boys will love this one..instant classic"

ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I ever see him I will make him my bitch.

[Fury]

so my posting on getbig indicates that I don't have a full life?

thank god that you don't post here

Well, you are a thick-lipped monkey with an attitude problem, so chances are that you don't.

Keep sippin the Kool-Aid.

[SteelePegasus]

Well, you are a thick-lipped monkey with an attitude problem, so chances are that you don't.

Keep sippin the Kool-Aid.

I haven't had kool-aid in over 14 years..not that there is anything wrong with it
you have never seen a pic of me so you are making assumation as to my lip size..fantasize all you want
if you believe in evolution then..never mind..too complex to explain to you


and what is my attitude?

Squadfather makes threads exactly as I did several times per day..so are you calling him the same names that you are calling me?

[Fury]

I haven't had kool-aid in over 14 years..not that there is anything wrong with it
you have never seen a pic of me so you are making assumation as to my lip size..fantasize all you want
if you believe in evolution then..never mind..too complex to explain to you


and what is my attitude?

Squadfather makes threads exactly as I did several times per day..so are you calling him the same names that you are calling me?

Last I checked, Sarcasm is white. 

[SteelePegasus]

Last I checked, Sarcasm is white. 

wow, thanks for the information,

you sure bring a lot to the table

[Fury]

wow, thanks for the information,

you sure bring a lot to the table

About as much as a monkey with a hard-on for the white man.

[SteelePegasus]

lets stick on topic, this is about Squdfather

Happy birthday

[Ozzy]

Hahaha, oh man, to think some of you guys actually put effort into trying to bring Squadfather down. This guy rules your lives.

[Camel Jockey]

Hahaha, oh man, to think some of you guys actually put effort into trying to bring Squadfather down. This guy rules your lives.

Exactly.

These idiots are pathetic trying to get into efights with sarcasm/squadfather.

[SteelePegasus]

Hahaha, oh man, to think some of you guys actually put effort into trying to bring Squadfather down. This guy rules your lives.

"calm down there tiger"

no one is trying to bring anyone done. Just having some fun on a sunday afternoon

I actually like Squadfather, as I have said before,  him and Kiwiol are the only contributing members of the Squad (sometimes rudebuoy) of note

[Andre Nickatina]

That was pathetic.

[Fury]

SteelePegasus has quite the addictive personality. If he's not stalking Pumpster or Alex23, it's Sarcasm. 

[Ozzy]

"calm down there tiger"

no one is trying to bring anyone done. Just having some fun on a sunday afternoon

I actually like Squadfather, as I have said before,  him and Kiwiol are the only contributing members of the Squad (sometimes rudebuoy) of note

Not you, that other guy, "pumphard"


Haha, he totally copied you.