NAH, I don't get off on oil either.....if it was me we would invade latin countries....hmmm latin women!!
That's why Hugo is getting all the S. American nations to make friends. He knows that in 12 or 15 years, when we own the middle east, we're going to start picking off the nations in S. America.
Look at it this way - if Iraq, iran, Syria, and Afghanistan had a solid alliance, we wouldn't have been able to start the 2 wars we have. They stand alone and we can pick them off one by one (and we are!)