You had Flex Wheeler begging for money from us for his kidney transplant via Shawn Ray, and Mike Matarazzo begging for money from us via Flex magazine.
Can anyone think of other pros you have no shame?
No one would conside "Flex Wheeler" a plausible character if introduced in a work of serious fiction.
I mean, for starters, there's... hello? the name.

But then there's the car accident and the ninjas and the near-death from narcotics... it's like something out of a Danielle Steele novel whose cover to you is familiar from remainder bins.
