Derek would be a great action star, he could do a Rambo type movie except instead of an ex Green Beret who goes back to Nam to rescue POW's he could be an aged gay porn bottom who goes to San Francisco top save a bunch of gay bottom boys who've been taken hostage by a 71 year old schmoe and instead of killing the guy with an explosive tipped bow and arrow Derek can just blow the old timer until he's out of energy, hahahaha.