the girly board..
ahh well..one dosen't always need to look pretty eh! 
if you can't look good, make 'em laugh!
xL
ps: I had this problem to deal with myself, recently. the 21 year old bloke i've been seeing had the biggest red on the top and yellow and white and green on the bottom thing growing out of his forehead the other night.
I didn't say anything, I just couldn't kiss him. I couldn't get past the sight of this massive job about to erupt from just above his left eye, over near his ear.
toothpaste and windex might help.
but cut out the chocolate and nuts.
eat greens
and next time, wash properly and exfoliate, ok?
it's so nasty when it looks that painful.
I'd stay home if it happened to me (on the face) which for some reason it never has.
I had a nasty sebacious cyst thing that was an ingrown hair once, which I dealt with right away on my thigh. That's about it.