Nah I've been training for 15 years. See there's a difference between training and cage fighting - you on the other hand I know for a fact was planning to FIGHT this year (this summer I think?) AND you had a cute little animated cage fighting avatar for most of your time here.
I guess that makes YOU the cagefighter 
Never fought a match in my life. I could probably dig up one of your many claims but I couldn't care less. It's pretty much a given that you're completely full of shit. 18 hours a day on a computer leaves little time for bodybuilding and training. Let's not forget lifting and what not. Or have you mastered the art of posting while lifting and what not? Monster multitasking!!!!
17 years training, what a fucking riot. By all means, you should be a 3rd or 4th degree black belt in BJJ then.
Granted, most amateur fights involve charging your opponent for a takedown and proceeding to slap on a rear naked choke, I would expect you to know that. I mean, 17+ years cage fighting!
Bluto is better than Wandy!!!!