that's what condoms are for my friend, you can't be serious about Linda over paris though.
THANK YOU !!!
I've not laughed this hard for at least 3 hours...
T H A N K Y O U
for the nasty back-handed compliment... LOVED IT
and ps: no, I'm just approaching 30 or 40 or something. (I've begun to lie about my age).
But I've got a few more years left in me and I'd look W A Y better than her as a blonde
Oh, did you hear my upside down blonde girl joke, it's a brunette...
(I have a far better nose than her and my ears are nicer too.
About them tits she's got: I prefer mine
xL
oh what a pity, it's all kicking off in America where you are and it's 1:15am here so I gotta go.
Miss you, mean it