When i was 19 and in business school i had overslept and i was late. I took my bicycle and headed for the school, (this was winter time). It was like 08.00 am and it was still little dark, anyway when i was crossing a busy road a BIG VAN hitted me HARD! I slided a long way on the icy road and ABSOLUTELY nothing happened to me! I stood up and the driver was running towards me asking "are you ok?" I said i guess so, oh shit i'm late, bye. When i got to the school one of my teachers asked me, "why are you late again?" I said: "i got hitted by a van" and the teachers was: "fine don't tell me, your allways BS everyone."