How bout 2.50!!!!
STRAIGHT FROM THE BUTCHER!!!
Living on a farm in Texas has a "few" perks... 

YOU SLUT!I HATE YOU. 
You've probably got fresh sirloin anytime you wish.
I'm coming to visit......

Also, we got that big bat you asked for. Home run leader coming to the Dbacks...now, lets hope he keeps hitting! 
Adam Dunn is a statistical oddity.
He leads the majors in HR and is among the leaders in walks but only has a .240BA.
That's extremely low for a guy who knows the strike zone.
Of course, if he was hitting .300, he'd have more HR, RBI, BB and wouldn't be available for trade so I guess it works out.
The problem is, we need him to drive in runs, not talk walks with RISP.
I hope he's going to be enough to win the west because the Dodgers aren't giving up.
Manny Ramirez is a beast for them.
DIV