concept regurgitation

[slaveboy1980]

regurgitated idea of mine ( slaveboy)

ok im feeling generous today so ill let you guys in on a pretty good business idea that I just had. It is a well known fact that black guys from west african decent have big penises. Many white ugly fat older dudes have very small penises, so why not start importing penises from western africa..(gambia, nigeria, ivory coast etc..) . Im thinking you have to find some one who is willing to chop of his penis and send it via mail to the usa ,also a good connection with someone working in a morgue.would be good..that person could shop of dead guys penises (with permission of course) and post em via mail. A good name for the business would be WAC (=west african cock) Limited

The penises would the be stored in a big fridge in usa and clients could fly in from all over usa to have a penile exchange performed. It would look odd tho if a white guy had a black penis (true he could claim he hadnt washed it), so when white guys want a penis the penis would be bleached to remove the black color of the african penis.

SWOT analysis:

strenghts:

supply fresh big cocks
first on a new market

weaknesses:

cock rotting when sent thru mail
confusion when calculating/converting cock size (1 inch=2.5cm)
bleaching of black cocks could lower quality

oppurtunities:

saturate the small cock market with big porn star sized quality dicks
big penis trend

threats:
lots of guys do plastic surgery on their cock instead


SWOT will be updated.

[nycbull]

please see 240 or Rhino for a business plan, they can help you get it off.

[slaveboy1980]

please see 240 or Rhino for a business plan, they can help you get it off.

 . you tricky bastard!!!!!!!!   

[nycbull]

seriously though, its a good plan but its gonna be hard,  I mean I am sure a lot of guys will come to where ever your selling these penis's, they will come night and day, But the laws at Customs are pretty stiff. If they come and the penises aren't ready  they will be pissed and  never come again. 

[Stark]

I want to know why we burry all these young woman since most of them are very good looking and have on top of that perfectly good pussies....going to waist in the ground, it seems to me we could have better use.
Let's start a "Donate a pussy" foundation.

[slaveboy1980]

I want to know why we burry all these young woman since most of them are very good looking and have on top of that perfectly good pussies....going to waist in the ground, it seems to me we could have better use.
Let's start a "Donate a pussy" foundation.

dont you think the mofos who do autopsies molest the dead people?

im pretty sure old nasty pathologists smell the vagina of dead chicks who get rolled in.

[BigCypriate]

regurgitated idea from slaveboy

ok im feeling generous today so ill let you guys in on a pretty good business idea that I just had. It is a well known fact that black guys from west african decent have big penises. Many white ugly fat older dudes have very small penises, so why not start importing penises from western africa..(gambia, nigeria, ivory coast etc..) . Im thinking you have to find some one who is willing to chop of his penis and send it via mail to the usa ,also a good connection with someone working in a morgue.would be good..that person could shop of dead guys penises (with permission of course) and post em via mail. A good name for the business would be WAC (=west african cock) Limited

The penises would the be stored in a big fridge in usa and clients could fly in from all over usa to have a penile exchange performed. It would look odd tho if a white guy had a black penis (true he could claim he hadnt washed it), so when white guys want a penis the penis would be bleached to remove the black color of the african penis.

SWOT analysis:

strenghts:

supply fresh big cocks
first on a new market

weaknesses:

cock rotting when sent thru mail
confusion when calculating/converting cock size (1 inch=2.5cm)
bleaching of black cocks could lower quality

oppurtunities:

saturate the small cock market with big porn star sized quality dicks
big penis trend

threats:
lots of guys do plastic surgery on their cock instead


SWOT will be updated.

I sure bluto will get a loyalty card with this company

[slaveboy1980]

I want to know why we burry all these young woman since most of them are very good looking and have on top of that perfectly good pussies....going to waist in the ground, it seems to me we could have better use.
Let's start a "Donate a pussy" foundation.

'


stark you need to do a swot on pussy.

i mean im not sure women wanna buy pussies. of course im sure alot of men would love to tho

also maybe chicks with disco pussies (sweaty from dancing all nite) would like a removable pussy to avoid odors

[Stark]

dont you think the mofos who do autopsies molest the dead people?

im pretty sure old nasty pathologists smell the vagina of dead chicks who get rolled in.

I wrote a whole story of a guy getting mixed up with dead people here once...
I see if I can find it

[slaveboy1980]

i would estimate 75% of the people in that line of work have had sex with dead people.

[nycbull]

i would estimate 75% of the people in that line of work have had sex with dead people.

yea and when people ralize that the whole idea would be blown.

[slaveboy1980]

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