Author Topic: New MD Cover: Battle of the hardcore super freak beasts! (Read 5922 times)

HowieW · « **Reply #25 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:07:19 AM »

Quote from: youandme on May 23, 2007, 11:00:19 AM

wow that sucks you spend half the day on the shitter and read usless ads, sad.

here I sit , broken hearted,
tried to poop and only farted.

I read Ramano, and Valetino
Then got cramps and needed beano

I read MD from cover to cover
Left a smell for my mother

Stark · « **Reply #26 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:08:42 AM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 23, 2007, 11:07:19 AM

here I sit , broken hearted,
tried to poop and only farted.

I read Ramano, and Valetino
Then got cramps and needed beano

I read MD from cover to cover
Left a smell for my mother

hahahahahaha

Option D · « **Reply #27 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:09:50 AM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 23, 2007, 11:07:19 AM

here I sit , broken hearted,
tried to poop and only farted.

I read Ramano, and Valetino
Then got cramps and needed beano

I read MD from cover to cover
Left a smell for my mother

lol

War-Horse · « **Reply #28 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:19:36 AM »

Drug free is for the strong........weak minded "chemical warriors"

dr.chimps · « **Reply #29 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:21:14 AM »

LOL. 'The people's champion.' Trying to hard to make a nickname never works. Maybe he should revive flagpole sitting and take the title from Sailor Kelly if he wants a motif.

/is it me or does palumbo's face look like a clay mass that needs just a bit more firing time in the kiln?

Stark · « **Reply #30 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:22:12 AM »

It pains me to say but the RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHL time is over... Guntermania has also dragged on for to long, WOLF is the new German man.

GroinkTropin · « **Reply #31 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:31:19 AM »

Quote from: big_mal on May 23, 2007, 11:03:54 AM

right. steve...the authority in hard core himself ladies and gentlemen

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess steve ain't straight...

Stark · « **Reply #32 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:32:32 AM »

Quote from: Methyl Mike on May 23, 2007, 11:31:19 AM

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess steve ain't straight...

that made me nearly crap my pants

Option D · « **Reply #33 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:36:42 AM »

Quote from: Methyl Mike on May 23, 2007, 11:31:19 AM

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess steve ain't straight...

so you mean to tell me that this man dont look like the absoute authority of hardcore

Option D · « **Reply #34 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:38:40 AM »

Quote from: Stark on May 23, 2007, 11:38:06 AM

HAHAHAHAAHA...so the hair gave it away huh...lmao

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #35 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:40:03 AM »

FUCK YEAH ALOQULKJ!IOHJU!IO:U!J!O!O:~O:~O~O~JIO~JO:~JO:IJDHIO:HJRU*(9i 79 w

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #36 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:42:37 AM »

I'm sorry. I'm just pumped up with so much beef on the cover of my favorite bathroom magazine.

War-Horse · « **Reply #37 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:45:08 AM »

Any guy that tucks his t-shirt in and wears a belt....screams GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stark · « **Reply #38 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:45:42 AM »

Quote from: War-Horse on May 23, 2007, 11:45:08 AM

Any guy that tucks his t-shirt in and wears a belt....screams GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Word

Option D · « **Reply #39 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:47:59 AM »

Quote from: War-Horse on May 23, 2007, 11:45:08 AM

Any guy that tucks his t-shirt in and wears a belt....screams GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has on a spandex shirt..he looks like the white prince or artist formely known or whatever his name is

Special Ed · « **Reply #40 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:48:47 AM »

Is that a "wardrobe malfunction" or is Branch Warren experiencing a "nip slip"?

Getbig's NipSlip Expert

gordiano · « **Reply #41 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:54:46 AM »

Damn, this chick is so cute....but for the love of god, eat something....

natural al · « **Reply #42 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:55:17 AM »

Quote from: pobrecito on May 23, 2007, 10:31:20 AM

represents everything that is wrong with "bodybuilding"

bingo

Option D · « **Reply #43 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:57:10 AM »

Quote from: HowieW on May 23, 2007, 10:29:25 AM

The thing is that MD is putting real bodybuilders, looking like real bodybuilders on the cover.
Not sure if the whole skull cap thing will take off, but maybe Branch is banking on it LOL

i aint gonna front...i tried workin out with a skullcap on to make me more hardcore....It was hot as shit..

skull cap= bad idea

War-Horse · « **Reply #44 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:57:38 AM »

Mmmmmm Girls are yummy

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 23, 2007, 11:58:24 AM »

the most intersting thing for me in all this is...
what did branch do with the 200lb dumbells

Option D · « **Reply #46 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:00:33 PM »

Quote from: mesmorph78 on May 23, 2007, 11:58:24 AM

the most intersting thing for me in all this is...
what did branch do with the 200lb dumbells

WTF meso...you dont know...he did front dumbbell raises of course

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:06:58 PM »

lol.....
i wouldnt put it pass these magazinesto claim me did do front raises with them

Lee_a_priest · « **Reply #48 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:18:50 PM »

Quote from: Steve Blechman on May 23, 2007, 09:13:36 AM

Look at that cover! I mean, come on; you look up the word "hardcore" in the dictionary and that's the picture you should see! Team MD's Markus Ruhl, the most popular European bodybuilder, and Branch Warren, the "People's Champion," resting a pair of 200 pound dumbbells on his quads getting ready to hoist them into action. It doesn't get any more hardcore than that.

Everyone can understand Markus Ruhl's popularity position in Europe, and even in the United States. He is a big, freaky monster - perhaps the freakiest in the world. I mean...he does have an "MD Freakazoid Award" sitting on his mantle.

American champions such as Ronnie, Jay, Victor and Dexter, on the other hand, should eclipse Branch. But, you know, the best-selling issue of MD of all time was Branch Warren's. He truly is the people's champion because he embodies the very spirit of blue-collar muscle. Just big, hardcore, heavy-duty workouts and work ethic, combined with his soft-spoken and approachable nature, makes Branch truly the "People's Champion." Together, Branch and Markus nearly tore the gym down. Volume 1 of this four-part "tour de hardcore" starts next month. Bring your barf bag.

FUCKIN SUCKS AND SO DOES YOUR NEW BLOOD IN THERE.......KEEP THROWING MONEY IN THAT WEBSITE THAT IS GOING WELL .......

Lee_a_priest · « **Reply #49 on:** May 23, 2007, 12:20:42 PM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on May 23, 2007, 11:21:14 AM

LOL. 'The people's champion.' Trying to hard to make a nickname never works. Maybe he should revive flagpole sitting and take the title from Sailor Kelly if he wants a motif.

/is it me or does palumbo's face look like a clay mass that needs just a bit more firing time in the kiln?

YES ...THAT USE TO BE MY NAME STEVE WOULD CALL ME.........TALK ABOUT FUCKIN ASS KISSING AT MD WITH ATHLETES AND IFBB............