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Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« on: June 01, 2007, 10:52:57 AM »
I have never posted anything personal in this dump, but after a a number of drinks a feel quite brave.

I had a few drinks after work and unfortunately my ex-neighbour bumped into me. He said:"Hey, how are you, judo champ?". Mind you, this "man" is gayer than George Michael played on a pink stereo. And he complemented me for my athletic stature, and he and his "gayer-than-derek-anthony" posse was rewieving me in a less plesant way. I excused myself by claiming I had several "important" emails to send, but in reality I was just relaying my story here.

PS! I miss stories about Dereks Anthony's wig here. It is epic.

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 10:54:48 AM »
Sure are a "one man gang" running away from a queer brigade poofter

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 10:55:44 AM »
Sure are a "one man gang" running away from a queer brigade poofter

So you would have stayed to "entertain" them? You could be one of them

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2007, 10:58:49 AM »
So you would have stayed to "entertain" them? You could be one of them

First I would have taken the one who first talked to me and punched his throat,

Then I'd bend him over and stick my cock in his ass and rape him in front of his friends laughing,

Then I'd pull out my cock and scream to those fags that I'm man enough to rape a guy and fucking kill for the sake of proving my point.

The 4 times I've done this I can honestly say most people run after the second part. HOLLA!!!!!!!

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2007, 11:01:32 AM »
First I would have taken the one who first talked to me and punched his throat,

Then I'd bend him over and stick my cock in his ass and rape him in front of his friends laughing,

Then I'd pull out my cock and scream to those fags that I'm man enough to rape a guy and fucking kill for the sake of proving my point.

The 4 times I've done this I can honestly say most people run after the second part. HOLLA!!!!!!!
yes this is what a "real" man would of done.


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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2007, 11:03:49 AM »
First I would have taken the one who first talked to me and punched his throat,

Then I'd bend him over and stick my cock in his ass and rape him in front of his friends laughing,

Then I'd pull out my cock and scream to those fags that I'm man enough to rape a guy and fucking kill for the sake of proving my point.

The 4 times I've done this I can honestly say most people run after the second part. HOLLA!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!  I can see the queers pulling out there camera phones so they could image it, and post it on the net, captioned "Muscle Bear in action".
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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2007, 11:03:49 AM »
Superstar, it's only gay if you like it. If you're proving a point it's validated. Like asian drivers being horrible or domestic violence. I applied this theory to my meth lab operation for years.

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2007, 11:04:26 AM »
First I would have taken the one who first talked to me and punched his throat,

Then I'd bend him over and stick my cock in his ass and rape him in front of his friends laughing,

Then I'd pull out my cock and scream to those fags that I'm man enough to rape a guy and fucking kill for the sake of proving my point.

The 4 times I've done this I can honestly say most people run after the second part. HOLLA!!!!!!!

In other words, you are as gay as them. Have a good day!

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2007, 11:05:10 AM »
the only disadvamtage is you will have haters

when you have something that most guys don't have (muscles, nice body) people will be jealous

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2007, 11:05:27 AM »
one man gang. I can already tell that you got a boner from these lads talking to you and you flew home in a fit of confused sexual rage

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2007, 11:08:03 AM »
Superstar, it's only gay if you like it. If you're proving a point it's validated. Like asian drivers being horrible or domestic violence. I applied this theory to my meth lab operation for years.

Some of those ricers (at least the younger generation) can drive.  They own the drift contests.  I think that stereo type will be irradicated by 16-20 year old asians with "tuned" honda civics.
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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2007, 11:09:17 AM »
Some of those ricers (at least the younger generation) can drive.  They own the drift contests.  I think that stereo type will be irradicated by 16-20 year old asians with "tuned" honda civics.

bro, asians are crossed eyed and horny for deviant sex. That's not being weeded out in a generation

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2007, 11:10:09 AM »
First I would have taken the one who first talked to me and punched his throat,

Then I'd bend him over and stick my cock in his ass and rape him in front of his friends laughing,

Then I'd pull out my cock and scream to those fags that I'm man enough to rape a guy and fucking kill for the sake of proving my point.

The 4 times I've done this I can honestly say most people run after the second part. HOLLA!!!!!!!

these teenage daydreams of yours are quite lame, and they show that you are pervert little ape. I bet you were masturbating with that vision before you write it down here...

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2007, 11:11:19 AM »
these teenage daydreams of yours are quite lame, and they show that you are pervert little ape. I bet you were masturbating with that vision before you write it down here...

"greatfinn" come take a walk through Philadelphia brother and I'll bet your family was thinking you rode Clydesdale's the whole trip while in the states BRO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2007, 11:12:48 AM »
one man gang. I can already tell that you got a boner from these lads talking to you and you flew home in a fit of confused sexual rage

If I had a boner from those gays, I would not be here messaging with a schmoe like you. But having gay friends is still quite fashonable, so I should probably make an effort to befriend the man

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2007, 11:14:25 AM »
Onemangang, if they offer you a beer be sure to smell the neck of it first

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2007, 11:16:40 AM »
"greatfinn" come take a walk through Philadelphia brother and I'll bet your family was thinking you rode Clydesdale's the whole trip while in the states BRO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What ever you are using, stop it; it isn't for children's like you just prove you are.

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2007, 11:17:45 AM »
Onemangang, if they offer you a beer be sure to smell the neck of it first

Thank you, but I can afford to by my own beer. But I know what you mean. I know that these ham riders can be quite sinister.

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2007, 11:18:12 AM »
What ever you are using, stop it; it isn't for children's like you just prove you are.
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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2007, 11:18:20 AM »
What ever you are using, stop it; it isn't for children's like you just prove you are.

Whatever you are trying to say isn't really understandable due to the shitty grasp of typing American

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2007, 11:43:35 AM »
As a compromise, lets agree that nothing is gayer than Derek Anthony surrounded by a harem of schmoes whorshipping his worthless synthol inflated carcass

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2007, 12:50:47 PM »
Whatever you are trying to say isn't really understandable due to the shitty grasp of typing American

My excuse is that I don't speak english as my native language. Your excuse is that you are just another moron. My excuse is better... 

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #22 on: June 01, 2007, 12:54:11 PM »
You fucked up "big fella" wait until Squatdaddy is smelling the bait... you're going to git raped boy  :-\

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2007, 01:01:35 PM »
If you are gonna make shit up then atleast me a little more original..  :-\

If this is true, then why fuck would you post it?

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Re: Disadvantage of being athletic and muscular
« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2007, 01:02:50 PM »
I have never posted anything personal in this dump, but after a a number of drinks a feel quite brave.

I had a few drinks after work and unfortunately my ex-neighbour bumped into me. He said:"Hey, how are you, judo champ?". Mind you, this "man" is gayer than George Michael played on a pink stereo. And he complemented me for my athletic stature, and he and his "gayer-than-derek-anthony" posse was rewieving me in a less plesant way. I excused myself by claiming I had several "important" emails to send, but in reality I was just relaying my story here.

PS! I miss stories about Dereks Anthony's wig here. It is epic.
You should have chopped him in the throat.... That would have put his cock swallowing career on freeze...