I have never posted anything personal in this dump, but after a a number of drinks a feel quite brave.
I had a few drinks after work and unfortunately my ex-neighbour bumped into me. He said:"Hey, how are you, judo champ?". Mind you, this "man" is gayer than George Michael played on a pink stereo. And he complemented me for my athletic stature, and he and his "gayer-than-derek-anthony" posse was rewieving me in a less plesant way. I excused myself by claiming I had several "important" emails to send, but in reality I was just relaying my story here.
PS! I miss stories about Dereks Anthony's wig here. It is epic.