Author Topic: MMA...hahaha (Read 8634 times)

BroadStreetBruiser · « **on:** June 03, 2007, 08:10:18 PM »

I'm trying to find something to watch and see they have Pride on or whatever it is. After the match they cut to the anchors sitting in the studio. Wouldn't you know they both have bic'd heads, no necks and suits with 4" shoulder pads.

If anybody is up on the whole MMA thing is this dress code enforced by law or something? It's silly as shit hahahaha

The Squadfather · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:12:46 PM »

hahahahaha, what a bunch of tools.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:31:25 PM »

HAHAHAHAH the one guy looks like a fucking extra from Thundercats.

MMA CHECK LIST:

Shoulder pads
No hair
Bear Goatee
No neck
mulatto helps
love of sweaty men grappling

hahahahahaha

The Squadfather · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:32:47 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on June 03, 2007, 08:31:25 PM

HAHAHAHAH the one guy looks like a fucking extra from Thundercats.

MMA CHECK LIST:

Shoulder pads
No hair
Bear Goatee
No neck
mulatto helps
love of sweaty men grappling

hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha, "mulatto helps", right on the money, lends to the hardcore image.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:34:39 PM »

Now let's get some of the "fighters" to reply to this thread talking about how they can kill boxers and eat nails for breakfast. LOL MMA is gay as the fucking day is long and it's 12am

The Squadfather · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:37:52 PM »

hahahahahahaha, gayer than a morning bowl of Fruit Loops with water.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:39:00 PM »

LOL Can anybody help me find a sport where I can have a 23" inch neck, no hair, fucked up ears and 14" arms?

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:41:42 PM »

ROFL look at these BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:41:54 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on June 03, 2007, 08:39:00 PM

LOL hahahahahalsjfalsdjf Can anybody help me find a sport where I can have a 23" inch neck, no hair, fucked up ears and 14" arms?

hahahaha, don't forget the Tap Out shirt and the can of Xyience.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:43:35 PM »

I bet I could go to the local Korean beer distributor and fight some cases of Schlitz and take more damage

SS · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:45:22 PM »

is that the same guy that asked the other guy why people tap when their in a submission

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:45:22 PM »

I'd probably see more six packs at a beer shop then an MMA gym as well

The Squadfather · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:45:42 PM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on June 03, 2007, 08:41:42 PM

ROFL look at these BEASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2007, 08:51:36 PM »

I'm watching the Iceman fight now lol

Bud Ice man is more like it. This chubby mohawk fuck needs to go on a diet

Oh wait, it's not boxing, it's better then boxing cause they are pale, touching and get paid much less hahahahaha

Bluto · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:06:18 AM »

bsb why dont you post this in the mma board you fucking pussy!!!

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:12:48 AM »

Bluto, I want you to imagine I'm in a tailored suit with a 23" neck. Now imagine me saying something like "Listen I don't care who you are. You can teach technique. You can't teach heart. Now I've got the technique but I have the technique cause I have the heart"

Now ask yourself. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THIS FURTHER!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Bluto · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:17:06 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on June 04, 2007, 09:12:48 AM

Bluto, I want you to imagine I'm in a tailored suit with a 23" neck. Now imagine me saying something like "Listen I don't care who you are. You can teach technique. You can't teach heart. Now I've got the technique but I have the technique cause I have the heart"

Now ask yourself. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THIS FURTHER!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!

careful

one of the mma board mods allready threaten to beaten me up

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:22:06 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 04, 2007, 09:17:06 AM

careful

one of the mma board mods allready threaten to beaten me up

Imagine actually fighting one of those clowns in real life on the street?

They'd want to dictate teh rules first. No fish hooking, break on 3 lol

"We can't fight yet, we need to find a ref"

I'd kick these fagggots in the nuts then just kick them in the skull till they had a seizure. lol

The Squadfather · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:26:18 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on June 04, 2007, 09:12:48 AM

Bluto, I want you to imagine I'm in a tailored suit with a 23" neck. Now imagine me saying something like "Listen I don't care who you are. You can teach technique. You can't teach heart. Now I've got the technique but I have the technique cause I have the heart"

Now ask yourself. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE THIS FURTHER!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRR!

hahahahahhaa.

BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #19 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:27:31 AM »

Notice "bluto" dropped the subject

Bluto · « **Reply #20 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:31:32 AM »

common guys

lets talk about something else

The Squadfather · « **Reply #21 on:** June 04, 2007, 09:37:20 AM »

LET'S TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE CAGE MOTHERFUCCKERZZZZZZZZZZZ Z, I'LL MAKE YOU TAP GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earl1972 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 04, 2007, 10:57:38 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on June 03, 2007, 08:10:18 PM

I'm trying to find something to watch and see they have Pride on or whatever it is. After the match they cut to the anchors sitting in the studio. Wouldn't you know they both have bic'd heads, no necks and suits with 4" shoulder pads.

If anybody is up on the whole MMA thing is this dress code enforced by law or something? It's silly as shit hahahaha

another hardcore boxing fan bitter about his sport being dead because of mma

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BroadStreetBruiser · « **Reply #23 on:** June 04, 2007, 11:04:15 AM »

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 04, 2007, 10:57:38 AM

another hardcore boxing fan bitter about his sport being dead because of mma

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Sports are to much of a distraction for fat morons for me to be hardcore about it.

What I find funny is the whole "look" of MMA and the level to which guys who wish they had the balls to get into a fight get into the sport itself.

MMA to be honest is to violent for me. I'd even say barbaric. Boxing is controlled and while the goal is to pound the other guy there's a lot of rules to negate the damage and it puts more emphasize on skill. Knocking a guy out then hitting him while he's limp for 4 shots isn't "cool" or "fun" to me.

Earl1972 · « **Reply #24 on:** June 04, 2007, 11:40:05 AM »

Quote from: BroadStreetBruiser on June 04, 2007, 11:04:15 AM

Sports are to much of a distraction for fat morons for me to be hardcore about it.

What I find funny is the whole "look" of MMA and the level to which guys who wish they had the balls to get into a fight get into the sport itself.

MMA to be honest is to violent for me. I'd even say barbaric. Boxing is controlled and while the goal is to pound the other guy there's a lot of rules to negate the damage and it puts more emphasize on skill. Knocking a guy out then hitting him while he's limp for 4 shots isn't "cool" or "fun" to me.

what do you mean by "get into the sport"

are you talking about guys that are just fans or the guys that think they could be fighters just like they thought they could be pro wrestlers 5 years ago?

there is more skill involved in mma, boxing is just punching and defending punches

studies say it is safer to hit a guy while he is down AND THEN STOPPING THE FIGHT than it is to let him stand up after being knocked down and then continuing the fight

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