im gonna go ahead and get  you to eat a dick 
hahahaha, ok "rude buoy", i'll bet you're the type of guy who drags your musclebear husband out of bed in the morning to jump in the shower and plug your ass and then you tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really a skinny little bottom twinkie i'm just trying to get my ass really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really clean", hahahaha, gayer than vinegar peppers.