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What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« on: June 07, 2007, 08:16:25 AM »
Reporters hammered away about Paris' medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail, where she was released early this morning, but Whitmore said that due to confidentiality laws, he could
not discuss even the slightest health-related details.

I believe it was a medical condition called rich mommy and daddy syndrome, or blow the sherrif syndrome.
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The Squadfather

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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2007, 08:17:08 AM »
what flavor Haterade are you drinking?
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2007, 08:17:16 AM »
her pussy got itchy
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2007, 08:17:22 AM »
claustrophobia and passing out?
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2007, 08:17:34 AM »
Small tittied heiress syndrome.

It's rare, but it's there.
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Stark

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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2007, 08:19:12 AM »
HER PUSSY GOT ITCHY  >:( >:( >:(
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The Squadfather

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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2007, 08:20:02 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 07, 2007, 08:19:12 AM
HER PUSSY GOT ITCHY  >:( >:( >:(
i'd love to scratch it with my tongue for days on end.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2007, 08:22:43 AM »
Plungerrapeitis
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2007, 08:22:49 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:20:02 AM
i'd love to scratch it with my tongue for days on end.

Dude when a girls pussy get's itchy... it's time to back the fuck away from that thing... listen and learn kid.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2007, 08:23:24 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 07, 2007, 08:22:49 AM
Dude when a girls pussy get's itchy... it's time to back the fuck away from that thing... listen and learn kid.
hahahahaha, spoken like a true fagg.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2007, 08:25:37 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:23:24 AM
hahahahaha, spoken like a true fagg.

I wish you would finger one of the bitches and your fingers would fall off  :P :P :P ...  no typing for you anymore and I would laugh at your futile attempts to own people while typing furiously with your nose  :P
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2007, 08:27:30 AM »
Quote from: Stark on June 07, 2007, 08:25:37 AM
I wish you would finger one of the bitches and your fingers would fall off  :P :P :P ...  no typing for you anymore and I would laugh at your futile attempts to own people while typing furiously with your nose  :P
hahahahahaha, ok "stark" what should i expect a penis puffer like you to say, of course you'd never eat a beautiful white woman's pusssy, you're all about sucking dick. ;D
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2007, 08:29:29 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:17:08 AM
what flavor Haterade are you drinking?

I hate no one.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2007, 08:30:58 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:27:30 AM
hahahahahaha, ok "stark" what should i expect a penis puffer like you to say, of course you'd never eat a beautiful white woman's pusssy, you're all about sucking dick. ;D

meltdown hahha too easy  :P :P
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2007, 08:33:01 AM »
Quote from: chainsaw on June 07, 2007, 08:29:29 AM
I hate no one.
hahahahaha, yes you do, you hate Paris so much that you can't even see it, it's part of the fiber of your being, you hate everything she represents, wealth, priviledge, good looks, youth, bright future, and you despise her for it.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2007, 08:34:58 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:33:01 AM
hahahahaha, yes you do, you hate Paris so much that you can't even see it, it's part of the fiber of your being, you hate everything she represents, wealth, priviledge, good looks, youth, bright future, and you despise her for it.


I don't think most people hate her for her wealth and so on. They basically hate her because of her character, which is the same reason why most people don't like MattT.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2007, 08:39:19 AM »
Quote from: DF on June 07, 2007, 08:34:58 AM

I don't think most people hate her for her wealth and so on. They basically hate her because of her character, which is the same reason why most people don't like MattT.

I hate on her because...

1.  She got famous for being a rich dumb, party slut... there are a million of those...
2.  America loves to watch her every move almost like they worship her... personally I was sick of her the first 100 stories about her...
3.  She REALLY isn't that attractive.  She's got a big nose, no tits and looks like a skeleton with its legs spread...
4.  Because she is in the news so much, people outside the US are propably tieing Paris in with everything that is wrong with our country right now.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2007, 08:40:36 AM »
Quote from: swoody on June 07, 2007, 08:39:19 AM
I hate on her because...

1.  She got famous for being a rich dumb, party slut... there are a million of those...
2.  America loves to watch her every move almost like they worship her... personally I was sick of her the first 100 stories about her...
3.  She REALLY isn't that attractive.  She's got a big nose, no tits and looks like a skeleton with its legs spread...
4.  Because she is in the news so much, people outside the US are propably tieing Paris in with everything that is wrong with our country right now.

Then, partially you feel inferior to her, and that makes you an envious slut.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2007, 08:40:43 AM »
Quote from: swoody on June 07, 2007, 08:39:19 AM
I hate on her because...

1.  She got famous for being a rich dumb, party slut... there are a million of those...
2.  America loves to watch her every move almost like they worship her... personally I was sick of her the first 100 stories about her...
3.  She REALLY isn't that attractive.  She's got a big nose, no tits and looks like a skeleton with its legs spread...
4.  Because she is in the news so much, people outside the US are propably tieing Paris in with everything that is wrong with our country right now.
case in point, at least this guy admits he's a hater.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2007, 08:42:44 AM »
You fukkin' haters need her. What would you do without her???????? You wouldn't have any sense in your senseless lives left. You live for talkin' about her and hating her!!! :P When there's no Paris anymore, all of you are gone too.........(or you quickly search a new hate-object)
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2007, 08:43:05 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:40:43 AM
case in point, at least this guy admits he's a hater.

Yes, I hate on her ;D

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Stark

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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2007, 08:44:30 AM »
Quote from: swoody on June 07, 2007, 08:39:19 AM
I hate on her because...

1.  She got famous for being a rich dumb, party slut... there are a million of those...
2.  America loves to watch her every move almost like they worship her... personally I was sick of her the first 100 stories about her...
3.  She REALLY isn't that attractive.  She's got a big nose, no tits and looks like a skeleton with its legs spread...
4.  Because she is in the news so much, people outside the US are propably tieing Paris in with everything that is wrong with our country right now.

Stark approved post dude

10 Stark point for speaking the truth right there bro :)
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2007, 08:44:41 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:33:01 AM
you hate Paris so much that you can't even see it, it's part of the fiber of your being, you hate everything she represents, wealth, priviledge, good looks, youth, bright future, and you despise her for it.

Kinda, yeah. Stupid, shallow bitch, though, too.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2007, 08:44:55 AM »

I hate her because she is BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY.  When she is gone, I will go have a few beers and celebrate, along with the rest of this country that has some sense of morals and character left.
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Re: What Possible Medical Condition Could get Paris Hilton out of jail.
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2007, 08:45:29 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on June 07, 2007, 08:40:43 AM
case in point, at least this guy admits he's a hater.

There's a difference between not liking a person because of their character, and hating a person because you envy what they have that you don't have.

Losers envy her for her possessions, winners look down upon her for her obvious character flaws.
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