Author Topic: i dont know man, i just dont know (Read 10530 times)

Bluto · « **Reply #75 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:06:22 PM »

to criticize someons clothing, you gotta be a pretty sharp dresser yourself...

lets check out berzerkfury to see if this is indeed correct, i hope so, because i'd hate to see this guy own himself again... $:-\$

BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #76 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:08:09 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 10, 2007, 05:05:11 PM

Sorry that I can open my eyes wider than most new-born Chinese infants. Maybe if you had managed to graduate from French Fry University you could've afforded surgery to make you look more American?

I can't wait to have a midlife crisis at 40 like you Groink!!!

You can probably open that mouth of yours pretty wide too. Can you swallow a horse like a boa constictor?

Fury · « **Reply #77 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:09:14 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 10, 2007, 05:08:09 PM

You can probably open that mouth of yours pretty wide too. Can you swallow a horse like a boa constictor?

Really can't anymore actually. Face has filled out too much. I can't smile that wide no matter how hard I try. Meanwhile, can you open those chinko eyes of yours wide enough to read the fine print on a piece of paper without blurry vision?

Groink, got any Wal-Mart coupons I could borrow? I'm looking to pick up some new henleys to rock when I go out.

Bluto · « **Reply #78 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:10:30 PM »

haha face filled up.

guy wants us to believe he looks COMPLETELY different these days than on those pictures - yet he doesnt dare to show it by posting a recent picture

i wonder why that is? maybe because it's just EPIC LIES !

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #79 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:10:57 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 10, 2007, 05:09:14 PM

Really can't anymore actually. Face has filled out too much. I can't smile that wide no matter how hard I try. Meanwhile, can you open those chinko eyes of yours wide enough to read the fine print on a piece of paper without blurry vision?

Groink, got any Wal-Mart coupons I could borrow? I'm looking to pick up some new henleys to rock when I go out.

So you COULD swallow a horse like a boa constrictor at one time?

Until said horse kicked you in the teeth and you had your jaw wired shut?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #80 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:11:52 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 10, 2007, 05:10:30 PM

haha face filled up.

guy wants us to believe he looks COMPLETELY different these days than on those pictures - yet he doesnt dare to show it by posting a recent picture

i wonder why that is? maybe because it's just EPIC LIES !

Yeah he gets his "face filled up" a lot.

Fury · « **Reply #81 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 10, 2007, 05:10:57 PM

So you COULD swallow a horse like a boa constrictor at one time?

Until said horse kicked you in the teeth and you had your jaw wired shut?

hahaha, I guess I could. That would've been some feat. Meanwhile, while I'm still growing into my own, you get the pleasure of living the rest of your life looking like a migrant Chinese worker with 14" arms and a 42" waist.

You know you've hit rock bottom and can't talk shit to save your life when you need Bluto and a gimmick to defend you.

So, Groink, about those Wal-Mart coupons. Hook a brotha up. You must really know how to ration your $120/week salary like a champ. Ever think of writing a book?

davidpaul · « **Reply #82 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:14:40 PM »

this is one funny as read.......some legends at work here.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #83 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:15:55 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 10, 2007, 05:12:25 PM

hahaha, I guess I could. That would've been some feat. Meanwhile, while I'm still growing into my own, you get the pleasure of living the rest of your life looking like a migrant Chinese worker with 14" arms and a 42" waist.

You know you've hit rock bottom and can't talk shit to save your life when you need Bluto and a gimmick to defend you.

So, Groink, about those Wal-Mart coupons. Hook a brotha up. You must really know how to ration your $120/week salary like a champ. Ever think of writing a book?

Yes i would call it "how to own a fat person and a skinny person in less than 30 minutes" and just print this url link

Fury · « **Reply #84 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:17:19 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 10, 2007, 05:15:55 PM

Yes i would call it "how to own a fat person and a skinny person in less than 30 minutes" and just print this url link

Interesting title. I guess you're smoking some of that good shit right now if you think that's what happened in this thread.

If you ask me, the title "A poor, delusional Chinese migrant worker gets the proverbial shit knocked out of him in 3 posts" would be a lot more fitting.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #85 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:20:50 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 10, 2007, 05:17:19 PM

Interesting title. I guess you're smoking some of that good shit right now if you think that's what happened in this thread.

If you ask me, the title "A poor, delusional Chinese migrant worker gets the proverbial shit knocked out of him in 3 posts" would be a lot more fitting.

Epic regurgitating my idea

Edit Bored now, later

Fury · « **Reply #86 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Groink on June 10, 2007, 05:20:50 PM

Epic regurgitating my idea

Just helping you out, buddy. I'm understanding of your GED. Just trying to point you in the direction of someone that's not legally retarded.

Bluto · « **Reply #87 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:23:39 PM »

guys, stick to the subject:

would you consider this "a great smile" ?

Bluto · « **Reply #88 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:24:52 PM »

or is berzerkfury just playing a little game of words with us?

great unusually or comparatively large in size or dimensions

did you mean you had a BIG smile berzerkfury?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #89 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:25:37 PM »

the only thing "groink" owns is a sore back from lugging 54 inch big screens all over New York City and a massive pair of 17 inch arms in his Wilson mesh tank top bought at Target.

Fury · « **Reply #90 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:31:32 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 10, 2007, 05:25:37 PM

the only thing "groink" owns is a sore back from lugging 54 inch big screens all over New York City and a massive pair of 17 inch arms in his Wilson mesh tank top bought at Target.

hahahaha, knowing Groink and his 500 for reps bench, he could probably clean and jerk a 72" TV without a problem.

monstermunch · « **Reply #91 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:33:42 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 10, 2007, 05:25:37 PM

the only thing "groink" owns is a sore back from lugging 54 inch big screens all over New York City and a massive pair of 17 inch arms in his Wilson mesh tank top bought at Target.

epic jealousy of someone who has bigger defined arms without the use of steroids

monstermunch · « **Reply #92 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:35:23 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 10, 2007, 05:09:14 PM

Really can't anymore actually. Face has filled out too much.

How about them 8 inch arms? That huge frame of yours? Has that filled out too? Of course it has.

hahahah monster delusions

Bluto · « **Reply #93 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:35:31 PM »

you can add berzerkfurys armsize to squadfather and groink would STILL have bigger arms

The Squadfather · « **Reply #94 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 10, 2007, 05:35:31 PM

you can add berzerkfurys armsize to squadfather and groink would STILL have bigger arms

hahahahaha, of course he would "blewtoo".

drkaje · « **Reply #95 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:43:43 PM »

My point is that you guys waited too long to air this shit. Groink did make his feelings known early on but it wasn't apparent how deep the dislike for BF went.

Bluto · « **Reply #96 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:46:08 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 10, 2007, 05:41:05 PM

hahahahaha, of course he would "blewtoo".

he's got bigger arms than you doesnt he? and adding berzerkfury to it wont change much considering this is his arm (btw that is after 8 years of lifting weights + using steroids)

monstermunch · « **Reply #97 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:46:35 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on June 10, 2007, 05:37:02 PM

hahahaha, you're a punjabi piece of shit. Go away, you 110 pound snatch. I'm sure you'd be better off taking a dip in one of those toilets you call India's major rivers. Hopefully you don't catch malaria trying to chase a stray dog down for dinner.

What's with this board and attracting those type of people who are better off driving cabs and staying away from computers.

Make that a blue slushy, Apu.

epic searching of post from last year meltdown.

hows it feel to be so tiny at 20+ years of age when a 16 year old from the 3rd world dwarfs you hahahaha

brutal eating of red cross drops

The Squadfather · « **Reply #98 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:46:51 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on June 10, 2007, 05:43:43 PM

My point is that you guys waited too long to air this shit. Groink did make his feelings known early on but it wasn't apparent how deep the dislike for BF went.

haahahahaha, i'm getting bored with smacking "groink" around and besides, it's time for The Sopranos, so i'm out.

Fury · « **Reply #99 on:** June 10, 2007, 05:47:54 PM »

Quote from: strengthandhonour on June 10, 2007, 05:46:35 PM

epic searching of post from last year meltdown.

hows it feel to be so tiny at 20+ years of age when a 16 year old from the 3rd world dwarfs you hahahaha

brutal eating of red cross drops

hahaha, what's it like weighing 110 pounds and stinking like the shit from the river you bathe in? There are no big Indians, hope this helps.

Quote from: drkaje on June 10, 2007, 05:43:43 PM

My point is that you guys waited too long to air this shit. Groink did make his feelings known early on but it wasn't apparent how deep the dislike for BF went.

I never had a problem with Groink. He's got a big mouth for a migrant worker and should've spoke up sooner if he didn't like me.