So you COULD swallow a horse like a boa constrictor at one time?
Until said horse kicked you in the teeth and you had your jaw wired shut?
hahaha, I guess I could. That would've been some feat. Meanwhile, while I'm still growing into my own, you get the pleasure of living the rest of your life looking like a migrant Chinese worker with 14" arms and a 42" waist.
You know you've hit rock bottom and can't talk shit to save your life when you need Bluto and a gimmick to defend you.
So, Groink, about those Wal-Mart coupons. Hook a brotha up. You must really know how to ration your $120/week salary like a champ. Ever think of writing a book?