Author Topic: Ultimate Mid June gym owning!! (Read 2028 times)

MoralMan · « **on:** June 12, 2007, 01:03:14 AM »

So im in there today doing shoulders and i see this kid aged about 10 watching his dad train!The kid had mammoth 5 inch bis and 9 inch quads!!
So as im about to warm up with the 65lbers i grab 1 65 and grab the kid and start presseing them over my head!!
Oh sorry i said to the kid you re about the same weight as a 65lb db and you re as small!!HAHAHAHAHA then i threw him across the room!!

Then i jumped on a bench flexed my guns and growled!!

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:25:02 AM »

are these the kind of dreams you have when mommy and daddy wont let you sleep in their bed?

Alex23 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:37:06 AM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on June 12, 2007, 01:25:02 AM

are these the kind of dreams you have when mommy and daddy wont let you sleep in their bed?

I think he's trying to bring the funny at the same time but can't quite put his finger on it.

That and having a slight penchant for kids groping which is very troublesome.

MoralMan · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2007, 06:52:49 AM »

And then i realised it was nt a 65lb kid!! it was a get big poster called Sir Wiliam Idol, so i went and stuck his head in the toilet!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:21:09 AM »

Moral: Don't drink & post.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:25:22 AM »

actually, all of this is true. I was there and saw it happen.

How come you didn't tell them about how you dumbell curled his dad?

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:35:14 AM »

Quote from: MoralMan on June 12, 2007, 01:03:14 AM

So im in there today doing shoulders and i see this kid aged about 10 watching his dad train!The kid had mammoth 5 inch bis and 9 inch quads!!
So as im about to warm up with the 65lbers i grab 1 65 and grab the kid and start presseing them over my head!!
Oh sorry i said to the kid you re about the same weight as a 65lb db and you re as small!!HAHAHAHAHA then i threw him across the room!!

Then i jumped on a bench flexed my guns and growled!!

hahaha-----------------------hurting defenseless little kids cause your big never gets old!!

youandme · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:55:40 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on June 12, 2007, 07:21:09 AM

Moral: Don't drink & post.

More like

Moral: Where are your morals? Dayyymm

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:56:57 AM »

Quote from: MoralMan on June 12, 2007, 01:03:14 AM

So im in there today doing shoulders and i see this kid aged about 10 watching his dad train!The kid had mammoth 5 inch bis and 9 inch quads!!
So as im about to warm up with the 65lbers i grab 1 65 and grab the kid and start presseing them over my head!!
Oh sorry i said to the kid you re about the same weight as a 65lb db and you re as small!!HAHAHAHAHA then i threw him across the room!!

Then i jumped on a bench flexed my guns and growled!!

hahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

MoralMan · « **Reply #9 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:57:14 AM »

Quote from: Rearden Metal on June 12, 2007, 07:25:22 AM

actually, all of this is true. I was there and saw it happen.

How come you didn't tell them about how you dumbell curled his dad?

The thing with the kid was funnier, but yeh i also did 21s with his dad before throwing him across the gym and then going outside to where his wife was waiting to pick him up and fucking her hard and giving her 24 orgasms in 30mins!
I love owning families!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #10 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:21:32 AM »

"The Aristocrats"

triple_pickle · « **Reply #11 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:41:14 AM »

and you call yourself a "moral man"?

Livewire · « **Reply #12 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:43:01 AM »

Quote from: MoralMan on June 12, 2007, 07:57:14 AM

I love owning families!

Sounds like Poverty must have owned yours.

Rearden Metal · « **Reply #13 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:52:12 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on June 12, 2007, 08:21:32 AM

"The Aristocrats"

Haha!

oldman · « **Reply #14 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:57:05 AM »

and the moral of the story is: youre full of crap. if you touched my son, you would be wearing the 65!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #15 on:** June 12, 2007, 08:58:51 AM »

Quote from: oldman on June 12, 2007, 08:57:05 AM

and the moral of the story is: youre full of crap. if you touched my son, you would be wearing the 65!

hahahahaha, another internet badass.

Joey Tito · « **Reply #16 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:23:17 AM »

Quote from: MoralMan on June 12, 2007, 01:03:14 AM

So im in there today doing shoulders and i see this kid aged about 10 watching his dad train!The kid had mammoth 5 inch bis and 9 inch quads!!
So as im about to warm up with the 65lbers i grab 1 65 and grab the kid and start presseing them over my head!!
Oh sorry i said to the kid you re about the same weight as a 65lb db and you re as small!!HAHAHAHAHA then i threw him across the room!!

Then i jumped on a bench flexed my guns and growled!!

Grade: F

But hey, I'll give you a C- for effort

Darren Avey · « **Reply #17 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:11:35 AM »

Pretty good but just doesnt have the style of SFs ownings posts.

dawakaman · « **Reply #18 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:43:50 PM »

We all know squadfather can't be touched, his owning threads are legendary.It did make make laugh though, good job.

Peace
D

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #19 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:56:04 PM »

i for one finish every workout by hurling the nearest Tiny Tit through the plate glass front windows of the gym onto the street. then i make my daily stool pile somewhere near the door as im leaving just to mark my territory to any potential rival alpha male gym monsters

Joey Tito · « **Reply #20 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:05:35 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 12, 2007, 02:56:04 PM

i for one finish every workout by hurling the nearest Tiny Tit through the plate glass front windows of the gym onto the street. then i make my daily stool pile somewhere near the door as im leaving just to mark my territory to any potential rival alpha male gym monsters

And to think you were once in the squad

kiwiol's protege of course

Van_Bilderass · « **Reply #21 on:** June 12, 2007, 03:06:03 PM »

Hahahaha this one was actually pretty funny! I bet the Dad was too scared to do anything.

Author Topic: Ultimate Mid June gym owning!! (Read 2028 times)

Alex23