THE TYPICAL GOLD'S GYM "SALEsMAN" NOWADAYS......................

[The Squadfather]

22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.

[The Squadfather]

forgot to mention the always near carton of Muscle Milk sitting at his command next to him at the desk and freshly waxed eyebrows.

[Camel Jockey]

That would also describe the average personal trainer..

Those guys always try and stick out their chest and keep their shoulders back.. Good stature for people who are actually built, but these guys look like shit.  

[The Squadfather]

That would also describe the average personal trainer..

Those guys always try and stick out their chest and keep their shoulders back.. Good stature for people who are actually built, but these guys look like shit.  

they don't necessarily look like shit they're just skinny slim pretty boys who don't lift.

[Stark]

hahahah first time you made me laugh squattie

[gordiano]

22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.

HAHAHA!


Then there's the Fat tub-0o-shit, who walks around like he's huge, with his awesome love handles hanging out of his XL shirt, while his belt struggles to keep his pregnant gut from busting out.....

[Camel Jockey]

they don't necessarily look like shit they're just skinny slim pretty boys who don't lift.

They do train arms.   Like 4 times a week.

[XXXII/LX]

22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.

Spot on! I do have an exception at my Gold's. He's a trainer, tats, obviously juices, VERY close talker. Saw him last week at the end of the parking lot with all his car doors open pumping some hard core rock with his shirt off, pacing back and forth getting pumped up for his workout or something.  

[gordiano]

Spot on! I do have an exception at my Gold's. He's a trainer, tats, obviously juices, VERY close talker. Saw him last week at the end of the parking lot with all his car doors open pumping some hard core rock with his shirt off, pacing back and forth getting pumped up for his workout or something.  

HAHAHAHA!


Reminds me of this old fucker at mine. Bald, tats, juicer......but has been doing it for too long. His skin is like krusty leather, walks around like he's something special. Lazy fucker too.

[americanbulldog]

forgot to mention the always near carton of Muscle Milk sitting at his command next to him at the desk and freshly waxed eyebrows.

Gotta have the waxed eyebrows!   

[peroni]

You forgot the starbucks coffee in hand and the nervous bouncing of the leg while seated

[Joey Tito]

Spot on! I do have an exception at my Gold's. He's a trainer, tats, obviously juices, VERY close talker. Saw him last week at the end of the parking lot with all his car doors open pumping some hard core rock with his shirt off, pacing back and forth getting pumped up for his workout or something. 

ummm, that was me fuckface

Next time come up and say hi, I won't bite

[Alex23]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH @ the greenish 1/16 inch bicep vein

Shopping for a new gym big guy?

[Havenbull]

You forgot the starbucks coffee in hand and the nervous bouncing of the leg while seated

hahahaha yes !!!

[Alex23]

hahahaha yes !!!

And the multiple "livestrong" bracelettes and the last weekend "rave party" stamp still showing on the left hand.

[Havenbull]

And the multiple "livestrong" bracelettes and the last weekend "rave party" stamp still showing on the left hand.

Don't forget the occasional beaded hemp necklace and the armband tatoo and maybe a green Jetta in the parking lot

[Alex23]

Don't forget the occasional beaded hemp necklace and the armband tatoo and maybe a green Jetta in the parking lot

Hahahah yes!!! With the coffee Can Muffler, the cheapest + "20" wheels"  u can get in chinatown with a set of used Mamauysa tires mounted on

[Havenbull]

Hahahah yes!!! With the coffee Can Muffler, the cheapest + "20" wheels"  u can get in chinatown with a set of used Mamauysa tires mounted on

hahhaha and the "2003" Graduation tassle hanging off the rearview mirror 

[Big Worm]

22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.

Typical getbigs most delusional.. Tries to convince people how great he is ...by ..Speaking about how genormous he is...then talks about how he shaved his furry muscled back and chest then owns some youngin at the pool ....But instead of showing new pics of his massive chest..He posts the same old pic...As if that pic is impressive ? He claims to be 34 but look's not a day younger than 40.. Admits to packing on another 7lbs. of fresh blubber around his waist. Oh yeah...I almost forgot...He start off by calling the two biggest homo's on Getbig(Apenis,BASTurd) the great..

 You're probably a knob gobbling queer like your two Idols!

 Dude ..I can just see it now...You're sitting on the computer ..eating a devil dog...Your fucking gut hanging over your worn out jogging pants spilling onto your lap!..

[Alex23]

hahhaha and the "2003" Graduation tassle hanging off the rearview mirror 

HAHAHAHAHAHA and the "any University he'll never get in" Alumni license plate frame and/or sticker

[tommywishbone]

22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the

  hahaha.

I walked through a few weeks ago and haven't been back since. I almost started to cry.

It's all gone.

[nycbull]

22-26 years old, gelled up hair, tan achieved by laying in the tanning bed for 2 hrs. per day, perfectly ironed black Gold's Gym short sleeved polo with the sleeves rolled up to reveal the ungodly massive 14 and a half inch arms with the 1/16 inch vein in the bicep, size 33 waist black slacks hiding the monstrous 20 inch legs and the famous holding the head high while walking with Imaginary Lat Syndrome posing, discuss.

excellent work Squadfather.  These guys also have their cheap looking girlfriends, with their bad nose jobs from highschool and the obligatory ass tat.

[wisconsinBB]

Doesnt squadfather work out in his attick with mike mentzer and the fonz?  Why is he worried about sales reps at golds?

[dr.chimps]

forgot to mention the always near carton of Muscle Milk sitting at his command next to him at the desk and freshly waxed eyebrows.

LOL. Bravo.

[youandme]

they usually have a gallon jug of water also. but hey they offered me a gym membership no sign up fee, montyh to month only 22.95, and I have access to all gyms nationwide, so can't so anything bad about them, when they gave a hell of a deal nowadays