Superstar, I have to go to my buddies wedding who I work with. Do I take?
bitch A. Kind of a butterface, brunette, fake tits, but not that great of a body. Very polite and has a good job etc. will not embarrass me, but won't be fun either.
bitch B. That nasty ex-stripper? She's fun, but maybe not work appropriate and could embarrass me.
bitch C. One of my accounts execs, who to my knowledge doesn't even like me too much. She used to, but we went out once and she thinks I party too hard
Anyway, she wants to go with me and she might be fun and she has a great body but I never even got close so I prolly won't hit it
bitch D. It's not for a month, should I meet someone new?
The wedding is local and I won't be getting a hotel, so who I take isn't really that important. That being said, I will take the one you tell me to, and back it up with pics. I trust your advice.