question for the true adonis

[yangmian]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

[figgs]

omg I can't stop laughing

[jtsunami]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAA!

[Frauhorn]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

whatever you do, make sure you eat the feed from a trough or a bowl with no utensils, just your mouth. you need this to trigger the correct salival response, which is essential to synthesise the complex nutritional profile of the feed.
if you don't do this, you won't get the benefits.

[The Coach]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

ROFLMAO....brilliant !!

[Livewire]

917 kibbels per day.

Not one less, you son of a bitch.

[beatmaster]

man, now that was funny.... something to remember!!!

[canadaphiliac]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

[Rimbaud]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

You forgot to add that he has a glass or two of wine & sometimes a gourmet meal. Or is he only eating McDonalds for the first 6-8 months of the year? 

[canadaphiliac]

You forgot to add that he has a glass or two of wine & sometimes a gourmet meal. Or is he only eating McDonalds for the first 6-8 months of the year? 

Ah, but it's Expensive Wine.

[dodster]

apenis: theres no such thing as eating clean!
the owning: yes apenis, and for you theres no such thing as sucking dicks and not lovin it!

[onlyme]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

He is going to tell you a calorie is a calorie, it doesn't matter what brand of dog food you eat.  Wash it with water to get off any extra fat,

A personal tip from me, have a milkbone after each meal.  Great for the teeth

[The_Leafy_Bug]

He is going to tell you a calorie is a calorie, it doesn't matter what brand of dog food you eat.  Wash it with water to get off any extra fat,

A personal tip from me, have a milkbone after each meal.  Great for the teeth

Milk bones are delightful. I have also found that if you snack on your boogers throughout the day it really improves your immune system.

[Dreadlifter]

Lol 

Sometimes i sit and think "those guys are too hard on TA sometimes" but then i read something else and the laughter helps me forget.

I won't flame the guy myself, got no reason to, but i'll sit back and laugh heartily while you guys do.

[tweeter]

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time. Brilliant!

[wes]

Beware,chasing cars and pissing on fire hydrants can be one of many side effects that can occur if you eat too many kibbles and bits!

[efirkey]

I actually worked as an assistant greyhound trainer back in high school and those dogs ate really well.  Every afternoon we would cook about 20 pounds of chicken with carrots and onions and potatoes and then debone the chicken, then add a lot of maccoroni and finally dog food to soak up all the juice. 

Each dog got an exact amount of food depending on wether or not they were racing that day and how close they were to race weight.

I can remember sticking match sticks up the dogs butts to force them to have a bowel movement just to make weight if they were heavy.

[jason armstrong]

I actually worked as an assistant greyhound trainer back in high school and those dogs ate really well.  Every afternoon we would cook about 20 pounds of chicken with carrots and onions and potatoes and then debone the chicken, then add a lot of maccoroni and finally dog food to soak up all the juice. 

Each dog got an exact amount of food depending on wether or not they were racing that day and how close they were to race weight.

I can remember sticking match sticks up the dogs butts to force them to have a bowel movement just to make weight if they were heavy.

never anus never eats chicken and rice only gourmet meals, mcdonalds, expensive wine, and dogg food!
anus stick things up butts and it ain't matches he be like "yo fatcasm you fat assed grease ball lube me up and go again!!!"

[onlyme]

Milk bones are delightful. I have also found that if you snack on your boogers throughout the day it really improves your immune system.

Well then my isn't my immune system better.

[LatsMcGee]

I thought this thread would be about training his awesome wheels.

[gordiano]

never anus never eats chicken and rice only gourmet meals, mcdonalds, expensive wine, and dogg food!
anus stick things up butts and it ain't matches he be like "yo fatcasm you fat assed grease ball lube me up and go again!!!"

In English, asshole!

[Wombat]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

nicely played...

[The True Adonis]

I read recently that your diet consisted of top shelf greyhound feed.Im currently on purina one which i use to feed my two dogs[staffy and pitbull] it has a full spectrum of vitimans and minerals proteins and the omega 3 and 9 fatty acids have improved my skin tone noticably.I have 3 cups of the kibble 4 times a day/ However i have recently been thinking of also sqwitching over to a top quality greyhound feed like yourself and was wondering if you could advise me on a reputable brand and how much to consume each day any advice would be greatly appreciated.

Red Mills is about the best you can get. I like to add a little water and Beef Stock to mine for some gravy.  Also, you can try blending some feed up with your favorite soup.  Goes in Nicely.  Red Mills offers 3 different kinds of varieties.

Also on Ebay, you can get buckets of ENERGIZE  - ER, Electrolyte replacer. This stuff Packs a WALLOP like you wouldn`t believe and is more than likely going to give you muscle gains pretty quick if combined witht he Red Mills.

I usually take in about 3-4 cups of Red Mills Racer and sip ER throughout the day.  The dog gets jealous since he thinks I am stealing his food all the time. haha.

[The True Adonis]

http://www.redmills.com/

I can get you a product discount if you like.  There will be new flavors in August.  A new Lamb one that should be awesome.

[Matt C]

I think TA is just fucking with us.  I was around back in 2001 when TA would fuck around on elitefitness.    Then a couple of years later he did the same thing on mayhem and now he is here on getbig.  In fact, his antics started even before 2001:

http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Forum10/05-2000/000078.html

http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17542