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Camel Jockey

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Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« on: July 06, 2007, 04:04:29 PM »
ANYWAYS, I WAS AT HOMEDEPOT TODAY AND SAW THIS CHICK STRUGGLING TO MOVE A MILLS PRIDE CABINET! THAT'S WHERE I DECIDED TO STEP IN PUSH AND SHOVE THE THING, NOT TO HELP HER, BUT BECAUSE IT THOUGHT I COULD GET A MINI UPPERBODY WORKOUT. ONCE I MOVED IT, I SUDDENLY DECIDED TO MOVE IT BACK AND FORTH OVER AND OVER.

THE CHICK WAS LIKE, "Hey! What are you doing?!"

ME: "THIS IS WAR! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND! MERE MORTALS WHO ARE NOT SOLIDERS USUALLY CAN'T!"

I MOVED THE DAMN THING BACK AND FORTH LIKE 8 TIMES, FOR 8 SETS! GOOD WORKOUT FOR MY UPPERBODY, AS WELL AS THE LEGS AND GLUTES!

AFTER FINISHING, I DECIDED TO GO AND PICK UP SOME FLUORESCENT LIGHTING FOR MY KITCHEN! BOOM!

BOOM! THAT'S HOW TEAM LEVRONE ROLLS! EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS WAR!

BOOM!
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Re: Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 04:05:58 PM »
Boom Baby Boom!! Did you have a camo bandana and combat boots on?
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Bluto

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Re: Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 04:06:21 PM »
great job

getting creative is a great way to stay on top of things ! gotta hit them muscles from any angle possible !

BOOM BABY
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Re: Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 04:06:31 PM »
hahahah, good job bluto.
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Re: Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 04:07:02 PM »
Good use of the Weider principle of "Instinctive Training".

BOOM!
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Re: Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2007, 04:07:19 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 06, 2007, 04:04:29 PM
ANYWAYS, I WAS AT HOMEDEPOT TODAY AND SAW THIS CHICK STRUGGLING TO MOVE A MILLS PRIDE CABINET! THAT'S WHERE I DECIDED TO STEP IN PUSH AND SHOVE THE THING, NOT TO HELP HER, BUT BECAUSE IT THOUGHT I COULD GET A MINI UPPERBODY WORKOUT. ONCE I MOVED IT, I SUDDENLY DECIDED TO MOVE IT BACK AND FORTH OVER AND OVER.

THE CHICK WAS LIKE, "Hey! What are you doing?!"

ME: "THIS IS WAR! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND! MERE MORTALS WHO ARE NOT SOLIDERS USUALLY CAN'T!"

I MOVED THE DAMN THING BACK AND FORTH LIKE 8 TIMES, FOR 8 SETS! GOOD WORKOUT FOR MY UPPERBODY, AS WELL AS THE LEGS AND GLUTES!

AFTER FINISHING, I DECIDED TO GO AND PICK UP SOME FLUORESCENT LIGHTING FOR MY KITCHEN! BOOM!

BOOM! THAT'S HOW TEAM LEVRONE ROLLS! EVERY WAKING MOMENT IS WAR!

BOOM!


I just go right in and ask her for some bedroom cardio to finish the workout..
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Camel Jockey

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Re: Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 04:10:00 PM »
THE CHICK WAS CONFUSED AND NOTIFIED HER MANAGER! SOOM CLOWN DRESSED IN AN ORANGE VEST WHO HAD THE NERVE TO ASK "Do you need help sir?"

DRESSED IN CAMO AND TOTALLY OUTSIZING HIS SCRAWNY ASS, I REPLIED "NO, A SOLIDER NEEDS NO HELP!"

AFTER I FINISHED, I DID A MOST MUSCULAR, WHICH ALONG WITH MY SUPERIOR CAMO WEAR TOTALLY DEMORALIZED THAT SUPERVISOR CLOWN!

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Bluto

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Re: Never miss out on a workout, even when you're at the HomeDepot!
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2007, 04:15:59 PM »
good thinking

bodybuilding, posing and everything that goes along with this lifestyle MUST NOT be limited to the gym

how the hell are we gonna go mainstream if we hide in cellers all over the world?

we need to bring it IN YOUR FACE

and show people what we're about in the real world

CJ is a great representative for the NEW world order of bodybuilding
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