I "forgot" to go to class my second year. I wanted to be a cop, but then didn't make the program, which was cool cuz I found out how little they got paid, so I just went back my second year to party and go to the casino.
hahaha, 2 of my friends dropped 9 of their 12 credits last semester. One didn't go to class for almost 3 months. Their days consisted of sleeping til 3 or 4 pm, waking up, smoking weed and fucking around or w/e until 4 a.m. One is a fifth year senior without a major.
Three kids that lived on my floor freshman year and hung out with us got booted for jerking off on a passed out girl's face that they brought back to their dorm. She thought she drooled on herself until one of the kids told her 3 days later, why he did I don't know. Ended up in jail for 3 months, and got the CT law regarding sexual assault changed. Now bodily fluids counts as physical contact. Not that it mattered, I wanted to kick the shit out of 2 of the 3 anyway.