This makes me think of this cow I saw in Wal-Mart this evening. I was picking a few things up and this bitch was blocking the entire aisle with one of those motorized cart things... whatever the hell they're called. Shes must have been no bigger than 5'9" tall from what I could tell and about 320. She was too lazy to walk. It's just amazing how people just let themselves go. And i know she could walk cuz she sort of stood up to reach some cereal off the rack. Just ridiculous.