I'm glad to hear you "very rarely" intentionally violate state and federal drug laws.  But this does help explain a lot. 
how do you know I'm breaking any laws?  Perhaps I only smoke when I'm in Amsterdam or Canada.  Maybe I have a prescription.  Maybe you just a really simple mind person and those possibilities never occured to you. 
btw - don't you think it's the "Good New" of Jesus that even a sadistic fuck like the guy in your story can still accept Jesus as his personal saviour and avoid eternity in Hell?  
Isn't that what the Good New's is all about??