Author Topic: Most embarassing moments...I had one today (Read 7840 times)

BuffGoddess · « **on:** July 19, 2007, 12:23:05 AM »

OMG you ladies are gonna love this one! I was out running errands on my bicycle, when I decided to stop at the neighborhood market for a diet Sobe tea. As I was getting off my bike, the leg of my shorts caught on the bicycle seat. This of course produced a major "wedgie" and with only having a thong on underneath, exposed my booty for the whole world to see. Of course it would not go un-noticed by a man. He leaned out of his truck window and said "those are the best glutes I've seen since the Olympia"...I thanked him while I locked up my bike at lightning speed, and ducked into the store. Lesson learned: never wear loose nylon exercise shorts with only a thong when riding a bike...ooops...

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2007, 10:48:46 PM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on July 19, 2007, 12:23:05 AM

OMG you ladies are gonna love this one! I was out running errands on my bicycle, when I decided to stop at the neighborhood market for a diet Sobe tea. As I was getting off my bike, the leg of my shorts caught on the bicycle seat. This of course produced a major "wedgie" and with only having a thong on underneath, exposed my booty for the whole world to see. Of course it would not go un-noticed by a man. He leaned out of his truck window and said "those are the best glutes I've seen since the Olympia"...I thanked him while I locked up my bike at lightning speed, and ducked into the store. Lesson learned: never wear loose nylon exercise shorts with only a thong when riding a bike...ooops...

Thank god there are no pictures of this!

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2007, 12:15:14 AM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on July 19, 2007, 10:48:46 PM

Thank god there are no pictures of this!

I thank God as well. I think he over-estimated the quality of my glutes...I don't know, (ask Alex23 he can as a close friend make a fair judgement) but I didn't know whether to feel flattered by the comment, like he's seen alot of shows and my glutes are actually fabulous, or that was the only show he has ever been to and all female glutes are great...(I live in a state where most females are fat...)

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2007, 07:23:45 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on July 20, 2007, 12:15:14 AM

I thank God as well. I think he over-estimated the quality of my glutes...I don't know, (ask Alex23 he can as a close friend make a fair judgement) but I didn't know whether to feel flattered by the comment, like he's seen alot of shows and my glutes are actually fabulous, or that was the only show he has ever been to and all female glutes are great...(I live in a state where most females are fat...)

Alex23, please speak on the quality of BG's glutes...

xpac2 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2007, 07:29:15 AM »

Didn't BG admit to being a gimmick in a bunch of threads a couple months back?

Chamorrita · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2007, 02:55:00 PM »

It's cool that the guy who saw you was so familiar with bodybuilding and that he can appreciate all of your hard work.

BuffGoddess · « **Reply #6 on:** July 21, 2007, 05:23:41 AM »

Quote from: xpac2 on July 20, 2007, 07:29:15 AM

Didn't BG admit to being a gimmick in a bunch of threads a couple months back?

Okay i will state here and if neccesary will have Alex23, and Ron clear the air as far as me and Alex being the same person...We are very different entities that sometimes get in arguements, but being the wonderful man he is, he always lets me win! He then collects bonus points, and in the end HE WINS!!! Most of you guys could learn from Alex23...Why do you think this guy is getting laid all the time by all the ladies,AND you are going without? It's because he has learned how to be a pimp!

trab · « **Reply #7 on:** July 21, 2007, 06:44:37 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on July 21, 2007, 05:23:41 AM

Okay i will state here and if neccesary will have Alex23, and Ron clear the air as far as me and Alex being the same person...We are very different entities that sometimes get in arguements, but being the wonderful man he is, he always lets me win! He then collects bonus points, and in the end HE WINS!!! Most of you guys could learn from Alex23...Why do you think this guy is getting laid all the time, AND you are going without? It's because he has learned how to be a pimp!

Alex's writing style is WAY diff from Buffies.
Ive noticed on other I-Net forums - When you logically argue someone into a corner, and they have no further respones - Time to call you a "Gimmick". Thats called Victory.

~flower~ · « **Reply #8 on:** July 21, 2007, 08:29:10 AM »

Quote from: BuffGoddess on July 21, 2007, 05:23:41 AM

Okay i will state here and if neccesary will have Alex23, and Ron clear the air as far as me and Alex being the same person...We are very different entities that sometimes get in arguements, but being the wonderful man he is, he always lets me win! He then collects bonus points, and in the end HE WINS!!! Most of you guys could learn from Alex23...Why do you think this guy is getting laid all the time, AND you are going without? It's because he has learned how to be a pimp!

I don't doubt you are 2 different people, but within the past month (?) Alex did say that he made you up and in the thread (which now is missing) he logged in as Buffgoddess and posted under both Alex and Buffgoddess.

So you (or at least Alex) has posted under the Buffgoddess account and that it is Alex himself who wrote that he found a fbb's pics and made up the account.

That is why people think that it is only one person.

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #9 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:02:47 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on July 21, 2007, 08:29:10 AM

I don't doubt you are 2 different people, but within the past month (?) Alex did say that he made you up and in the thread (which now is missing) he logged in as Buffgoddess and posted under both Alex and Buffgoddess.

So you (or at least Alex) has posted under the Buffgoddess account and that it is Alex himself who wrote that he found a fbb's pics and made up the account.

That is why people think that it is only one person.

I think this is the thread you are referring to...

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=153632.0

~flower~ · « **Reply #10 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:43:05 AM »

Yes, I couldn't find that thread.

Now I'm confused again.

Quote from: BuffGoddess on June 08, 2007, 12:12:22 PM

Found a a myspace page of some bb chick.

Re-used the pics.

Got help from a couple of other getbiggers (including females) to set a posting style.

Fucked with all your minds.

Mission accomplished.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #11 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:58:55 AM »

Quote from: ~flower~ on July 21, 2007, 10:43:05 AM

Now I'm confused again.

O RLY?

Geo · « **Reply #12 on:** July 21, 2007, 12:53:15 PM »

I'm kind of disappointed here,I looked at the topic and thought for sure we were in for one of those always funny "I farted on the leg press during the busy hours @ the gym" stories.

az · « **Reply #13 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:46:38 PM »

Quote from: Geo on July 21, 2007, 12:53:15 PM

I'm kind of disappointed here,I looked at the topic and thought for sure we were in for one of those always funny "I farted on the leg press during the busy hours @ the gym" stories.

not on the leg press but squating and dead lifts

trab · « **Reply #14 on:** July 21, 2007, 07:24:49 PM »

Ok, its a Sat morning, I'm in the Old Holiday in Gym in Puket (it got washed away I'm sure, tsunami).
Doing hanging leg raises on the chin bar in tight cut off blue jeans.

Theres a VERY LARGE SCANDINAVIAN dude doing sets of 4-5 reps w/ 4plates per side, Deads...

Ok, I notice this Monster is constantly catching a hard look at my package when I'm up on the bar...
I'm getting more than a little uncomfortable.... Guy is Huge.

Finally I look down and instantly remember the foggy night before, I've got a Big red perfect lipstick smooch stenciled
there where a Hot little go-go dancer grabbed a mouthfull right thru my shorts, right in the bar the night before

...

We both cracked up when I figured out WTF....

He, in bad Englosh - "Ya, I dont know why I keep come back Thailand. Every time I lose 20lbs and get weaker, still I keep come".

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #15 on:** July 22, 2007, 05:50:44 AM »

Quote from: trab on July 21, 2007, 07:24:49 PM

Ok, its a Sat morning, I'm in the Old Holiday in Gym in Puket (it got washed away I'm sure, tsunami).
Doing hanging leg raises on the chin bar in tight cut off blue jeans.

Theres a VERY LARGE SCANDINAVIAN dude doing sets of 4-5 reps w/ 4plates per side, Deads...

Ok, I notice this Monster is constantly catching a hard look at my package when I'm up on the bar...
I'm getting more than a little uncomfortable.... Guy is Huge.

Finally I look down and instantly remember the foggy night before, I've got a Big red perfect lipstick smooch stenciled
there where a Hot little go-go dancer grabbed a mouthfull right thru my shorts, right in the bar the night before ...

We both cracked up when I figured out WTF....

He, in bad Englosh - "Ya, I dont know why I keep come back Thailand. Every time I lose 20lbs and get weaker, still I keep come".

HAHAHAHAAahahahahahahaha hahahaaaaa.

danielson · « **Reply #16 on:** July 22, 2007, 05:36:10 PM »

Quote from: trab on July 21, 2007, 07:24:49 PM

Doing hanging leg raises on the chin bar in tight cut off blue jeans.

Why would you wear those? Are you Canadian?

trab · « **Reply #17 on:** July 22, 2007, 06:36:15 PM »

Quote from: danielson on July 22, 2007, 05:36:10 PM

Why would you wear those? Are you Canadian?

Hot and Humid in SE Asia. Sturdy Pockets to carry stuff. Harder to pickpocket.

danielson · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2007, 05:43:20 AM »

Quote from: trab on July 22, 2007, 06:36:15 PM

Hot and Humid in SE Asia. Sturdy Pockets to carry stuff. Harder to pickpocket.

Sweet

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:22:48 AM »

Quote from: trab on July 22, 2007, 06:36:15 PM

Hot and Humid in SE Asia. Sturdy Pockets to carry stuff. Harder to pickpocket.

You live in Thailand or just visiting?

trab · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2007, 07:26:54 AM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on July 23, 2007, 07:22:48 AM

You live in Thailand or just visiting?

Live in the States. Been there several times. My Wife is from Ko Samui.
Hope to move there permanently in the future.

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2007, 06:31:15 AM »

Quote from: trab on July 23, 2007, 07:26:54 AM

Live in the States. Been there several times. My Wife is from Ko Samui.
Hope to move there permanently in the future.

I was an Army Brat...born in Bangkok.

trab · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2007, 11:48:34 AM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on July 24, 2007, 06:31:15 AM

I was an Army Brat...born in Bangkok.

No kidding? You ever get back? If BKK weren't SO Polluted

it would be a great city.
It dont disappoint. Anything your heart desires 24/7.
Great health care cheap. How'z $1000 for a C- section delivery in 2000 sound?
THe southern Islands are awesome.

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #23 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:05:38 PM »

Quote from: trab on July 24, 2007, 11:48:34 AM

No kidding? You ever get back? If BKK weren't SO Polluted it would be a great city.
It dont disappoint. Anything your heart desires 24/7.
Great health care cheap. How'z $1000 for a C- section delivery in 2000 sound?
THe southern Islands are awesome.

We moved to the US when I was four, so I don't remember much of it.
But I will get back there sometime.

trab · « **Reply #24 on:** July 24, 2007, 01:11:48 PM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on July 24, 2007, 12:05:38 PM

We moved to the US when I was four, so I don't remember much of it.
But I will get back there sometime.

Great place to retire

. in 1999 $100 month got a nice apartment in BKK including electric and water.
Kilo of shrimp so fresh, they's still kickin' from the market down the street about $2.50
Custom tailor (fit like a glove) mens suite - $120.

The US$ has taken a beating sinse then, but still very cheap to live there.
Some hassles the average American might not like, but I can deal w/ it.

22.5K Gold jewelry is also a steal, the labor is SO cheap that it basically sells @ spot market current gold price for simple pieces. There is no compare w/ the pieces even in the most spendy USA shops. Rubies and Saphires are also a exceptional buy if you know what looking @ or even simply go to the high end jewelers.

Muay-Thai Ringside w/ the BKK detectives.

I bet yur Pop is well connected after all those yrs.
Things work a little different over there.