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BigCypriate

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Make up some jokes thread!!!
« on: July 19, 2007, 07:49:30 AM »
Hahahaha, was just emailing a buddy at work and he wanted to make up some jokes.

The rule was to only write one line each and forward it on, for the punchline to be added.

The first joke we made up was:



Ben: "A man walks into a pet store to buy a gift for his son's birthday"

Me: "He walks over to the lizard vivarium and says, "excuse me sir, why are all the chameleons pink when the ground is grey?"#

Ben "Because I just had my cock in there!"

hahahahah

whadya say we use the talents of Gtebig's funniest bastards ala SS, danny boy etc etc and make up some more?

One line each............

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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 08:06:41 AM »
Two gay guys were emailing each other one day... ;D
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 08:26:59 AM »
Quote from: Always Sore on July 19, 2007, 08:06:41 AM
Two gay guys were emailing each other one day... ;D

hahahaha you little c unt  ;D
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 08:30:54 AM »
Quote from: BigCypriate on July 19, 2007, 08:26:59 AM
hahahaha you little c unt  ;D
;D Thats not a punch line.... ;D
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 08:41:21 AM »
kiwiol aka joey tito's "father" taught him a magic trick when he was a kid, Alakazaaam Alakazzzooooo whip out that dick and he'll suck out the Goo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 08:46:50 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on July 19, 2007, 08:41:21 AM
kiwiol aka joey tito's "father" taught him a magic trick when he was a kid, Alakazaaam Alakazzzooooo whip out that dick and he'll suck out the Goo!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha!
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 08:57:20 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on July 19, 2007, 08:41:21 AM
kiwiol aka joey tito's "father" taught him a magic trick when he was a kid, Alakazaaam Alakazzzooooo whip out that dick and he'll suck out the Goo!!!!!!!!!!!!

punchline:
 Only problem was, Kiwiol aka Joey Tito was already turning out 20 tricks a day in exchange for gnc vouchers and he said "f uck off dad you little indian snakecharmer, can't you see i'm  too busy with these ones!!!!!"
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 09:03:43 AM »
What's queer, brown, mad, and not allowed to post on the Y?
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 09:12:55 AM »
Quote from: BigCypriate on July 19, 2007, 09:03:43 AM
What's queer, brown, mad, and not allowed to post on the Y?
Joey tito?


hey remember when pee wee was gonna make you mod of the V ;D
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 09:13:10 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on July 19, 2007, 08:41:21 AM
kiwiol aka joey tito's "father" taught him a magic trick when he was a kid, Alakazaaam Alakazzzooooo whip out that dick and he'll suck out the Goo!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 09:23:33 AM »
Quote from: SS on July 19, 2007, 09:12:55 AM
Joey tito?


hey remember when pee wee was gonna make you mod of the V ;D

ahahaha, luckily I was in Czech Republic for a couple of weeks after he emailed me

He probably would've had a tatoo of me on his ass if it went through  ;D
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 09:26:04 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on July 19, 2007, 08:41:21 AM
kiwiol aka joey tito's "father" taught him a magic trick when he was a kid, Alakazaaam Alakazzzooooo whip out that dick and he'll suck out the Goo!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahah that never gets old
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 03:04:19 PM »
What's the name of Jaejonna's babymomma?

Som Thing Wong.
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 03:36:17 PM »
Quote from: BigCypriate on July 19, 2007, 09:03:43 AM
What's queer, brown, mad, and not allowed to post on the Y?

 ;D
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 02:20:23 AM »
What is the first thing "pumphard" says when he does a cumfart in the morning?
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2007, 03:39:32 AM »
Quote from: BigCypriate on July 20, 2007, 02:20:23 AM
What is the first thing "pumphard" says when he does a cumfart in the morning?

mmmmmmmm breakfast
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2007, 04:09:54 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on July 20, 2007, 03:39:32 AM
mmmmmmmm breakfast

hahaha,

Why did pumphard cross the road?
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Re: Make up some jokes thread!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2007, 06:19:46 AM »
Quote from: BigCypriate on July 20, 2007, 04:09:54 AM
hahaha,

Why did pumphard cross the road?
Saw the sign for Dicks and got excited till he got there and it was a sporting goods store...but was happy after he bought a nice long bat... ;D
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