Was in Fallbrook, CA getting a lower suspension arm replaced on my H1. The dude was in the waiting room reading People Magazine...
He was like "You're a big guy, liftin' weights? Thinking about founding a family soon? You've got good genes... "
I answered "Sir my seeds are all over the place.. I'll have to make a couple of phone calls to check if any took yet"
He started laughing and asked me if I wanted a soda...