I have no intention of doing any real work today and think we need to bring the funny and amusing shit to the table today.
Dude! Same old shit today! At the office with nothing to do beyong making ridiculous poundage claims and trying to get SF on these nutz! IT'S COLD TODAY IN THIS BITCH! Seriously though, as long as we don't have another puppy thread in here, it's going to be a good day!
Cold is fantastic, Thankfully I am the boss and control the thermostat and it's set now at 67.Ok how about a joke?Whats the deference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?HERE'S A JOKE!you think you're FUNNEH!!! The taste!!!!
Not a joke but I was sittin in my office, farted a smelly fucking fart..then people came in....kinda embarrassed.. hahah
here's something funny! how much do you clowns shoulder press?! We dont' have our very own shoulder press thread in here. It's getting a little lax!
Ah yes Friday,after work is softball followed by beer.Saturday morning is golf followed by beer.Saturday night going out with my friend beer and maybe his buddy vodka.Sunday is hangover with a nice stop over at my grandmothers for a heaping helping of pasta.
Guess the diet was put on hold for you..
tryin to get tickets to the Yankee game on Sat..... even if it is in the bleachers..
epic hanging out at 161st St. and River Ave. offering blowjobs for tickets.
It's only a 5 day a week diet A man's gotta live a little bit
Hahahaha!
are you inferring that "monster everything" is known in the South Bronx as the finest penis puffer that Yankees Tickets can buy, Calvin?
Bmacsys is going to be upset that you guys are claiming that there is a king of cocksucking in the bronx and its not him ...
Hahaha I'm saying that the"The Bronx is burning" is really about how "monster everything's" ass feels after being gang-banged in the men's room at the stadium.
Monster Everything is to gonad gobbling as reggie was to being Mr. October. Funny they both like to hit the high hard one and loved the big stick...