Detroit, AKA The Motor City AKA Motown AKA The D AKA D Town AKA Rock City.
Home of the big block, electronic music, the first American freeway, white flight, and the lightbulb. Where we say 'pop' instead of soda and speed limit signs are only a suggestion. We love our sports, but hate our neighbors unless they're the same race and religion (which is a MAJOR reason why Detroit started to fall apart in the first place). Not 21 yet? That's OK; hop on the tunnel or bridge to Windsor, Canada and get hammered as a wee teeny bopper. Leave your Toyota in Cali or New York; we drive Chevy here. Y'all come back now, ya hear!?!?!?
