I've done so much stupid shit in gyms across Texas....gotten trapped in a leg press; dropped a db that was too heavy on my face and split my fuggin lip; tripped and fell on a short step in front of 3 hot chicks on elliptical machines; broke a back machine; broke a Smith machine (twice); lost my grip doin shrugs and stumbled backwards; dislocated my knee randomly and was taken out by EMS cause I couldn't get it back in the socket; dislocated my shoulder on heavy db presses and dropped a db on some guys foot; slipped in puddle by a waterfountain and busted my dumbass (that was late night and no one was around, but it still sucked)......I think you get my point.
I'm sure Iv'e posted this before but it apllies here.
Me and my buddy were doing weighted dips between a chair and a bench, using a loaded curling bar for the weight.
After the set my friend put down ONE LEG and his other leg acts as a fulcrum, the weights slide off one side and BLAM!! knocks him the fuck out, opening a nice gash on the side of his head.
It was one of those moments that your'e laughing your ass off and trying to help at the same time.