Author Topic: THE OFFICIAL SCOTT MARKEY ABUSE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 3929 times)

The Squadfather · « **on:** August 27, 2007, 12:10:48 PM »

hahahaha, let's destroy this little queen, i'll start, if sucking dicks was leg training Scott would be Tom Platz.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:20:34 PM »

Scott Markey sucks so bad if "he" were a sports team, "he" would be the Browns.

SS · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:22:27 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 27, 2007, 12:10:48 PM

hahahaha, let's destroy this little queen, i'll start, if sucking dicks was leg training Scott would be Tom Platz.

If sucking cock was like dog fighting Scotty poo would be Michael Vick.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:23:13 PM »

if swallowing loads was doing giant sets and sipping on amino's and carbs Scott would be Milos style training.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:29:36 PM »

If swallowing penii were inventing chin-ups and the the deltoid, Scott would be Doggcrapp

Man of Steel · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:30:26 PM »

If sloppy dong throating were migrant workers Scotty would be South Texas.

SS · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:30:44 PM »

If swallowing dongs were like eating hot dogs Scotty poo would be Takeru Kobayashi

Man of Steel · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:33:56 PM »

If mass ingestion of man batter were gallons of water Scotty would be the Great Lakes.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:36:38 PM »

hahahahaha, this little dong throating maniac has three loves in life, chewing bubblegum, shopping for panties and smoking a penis, and "he's" all out of bubblegum and credit cards.

Joey Tito · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:37:13 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 12:33:56 PM

If mass ingestion of man batter were gallons of water Scotty would be the Great Lakes.

hahaha, this is the most classic shit I've seen in ages

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:38:48 PM »

PS Did this guy do a Google search for "gay sounding names" to come up with Scott Markey?

Gayer than brake fluid

Man of Steel · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:39:02 PM »

HAHAHAHHAHAAH!!! Beautiful thread!!

The Squadfather · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:40:23 PM »

hahahaha, i'm actually starting to feel a little bit sorry for Scotty........nevermind, if taking it up the butt was cheese Scotty would be Wisconsin.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:43:36 PM »

If he could have a dime for every load he's swallowed, Scott Markey's name would be Schlomo Finklestein.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:49:06 PM »

If the oral pleasing of heavy-set, poorly-washed, homosexual elder statesmen were kilometers, Scotty would be a journey to the Andromeda galaxy.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2007, 12:52:11 PM »

If bringing your ankles behind your ears and shrieking "Knock me up, Big Boy" were a science, Scott Markey would have a Nobel prize!

Man of Steel · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2007, 01:19:14 PM »

If mouthing sweaty weiners were children's limericks, Scotty would be Mother Goose.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2007, 03:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on August 27, 2007, 01:19:14 PM

If mouthing sweaty weiners were children's limericks, Scotty would be Mother Goose.

hahahahahahhaha, another MOS classic "sweaty weiners", i almost spatted my lasagna and steak all over the screen.

BigCypriate · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2007, 02:04:19 AM »

hahahahahahaha, if inhaling smelly salamis for a living was intergalactic warfare, scott would be the Force

The Squadfather · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:54:41 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on August 30, 2007, 02:04:19 AM

hahahahahahaha, if inhaling smelly salamis for a living was intergalactic warfare, scott would be the Force

hahahahaa, classic.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2007, 07:52:57 AM »

If Scott Markey's gloryhole were a fast-food restaurant, its sign would say "Over a Billion Served"!

dan18 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2007, 09:53:52 AM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on August 30, 2007, 07:52:57 AM

If Scott Markey's gloryhole were a fast-food restaurant, its sign would say "Over a Billion Served"!

just like a deli he has a ticket dispenser on his night stand ..

serving one billion one ticket please..

RUDE BUOY · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2007, 02:12:05 AM »

hahahha yet another getbig douche pown3d sealed an delivered by the boys on the y

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 02, 2007, 06:29:27 AM »

If servicing smelly fat truckers in Nebraska truckstops were covering up for pedophiles, Scott Markey would be the Pope!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 03, 2007, 05:18:26 AM »

No Scott Markey thread is complete without this...