Any fast eaters here?

[Rudee]

Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

[affy]

depends on how hungry i am

but its better to chew your food good otherwise you wont be able to digest it properly and you'll just shit it out whole

[danielson]

You have terrible table manners, you pig.

[jaejonna]

I eat slow with a woman companion, so that she knows that i take my time do other essential things that are neccessary for the species to survive.....

But I take a fat shit faster than the dirt filling up a mine shaft in Utah.



UTAH MINERS


GAME OVER

[grab an umbrella]

I eat super fast too, I dont even think about it, I just eat my food, and if the people at the table want to conversate, they can do it after I'm done eating...

[Master Blaster]

Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

Eating fast is HOW I enjoy my food! 

[phyxsius]

The only things that I'll eat slow is pussy

[The_Iron_Disciple]

I prefer to eat slowly ... that way the Food is properly digested and the time between my Meals is shortened. Nothing's worse than eating something quickly, being hungry afterwards, and knowing that your next meal is still another 1.5 - 2 hours away ... in my book. That's why I prefer to stretch it out a ways ... I would say a normal Meal for me usually takes anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour to eat.

[240 is Back]

I am a super efficient eater.  Takes about 5 minutes per meal when i'm alone.  Knock that shit down and get back to work.

[candidate2025]

i would put my ability to eat against anyones on this site. including squadfather, onlyme, and bigbadwolf.


there is no amount of food(that il ike the taste of) that i havent been able to eat. and i eat FAST.


probably why i was such a fatty..   lol.





i can eat two boxes of cereal with protein shakes as milk and a 12 egg ham and cheese omelete and want to have a snack 10 mins later...         that was how i use to eat.

[dzulboy]

i would put my ability to eat against anyones on this site. including squadfather, onlyme, and bigbadwolf.


there is no amount of food(that il ike the taste of) that i havent been able to eat. and i eat FAST.


probably why i was such a fatty..   lol.





i can eat two boxes of cereal with protein shakes as milk and a 12 egg ham and cheese omelete and want to have a snack 10 mins later...         that was how i use to eat.

yo if thats true holy shit

[Bast000]

i'm impressed that candidate learned so fast, that being lean is better, not bulking bullshit.

[TrapsMcLats]

I am a super efficient eater.  Takes about 5 minutes per meal when i'm alone.  Knock that shit down and get back to work.

exactly, same with taking a shit and jacking off.  Get it done and get on with your life.  I eat for energy and calories, i shit to relieve pressure and i jack off to stay sane until i can fuck my girlfriend at night, the one thing i'll take my time with.  Slow eaters are the most annoying thing on the planet.  ever go out to dinner witha group and everyone is done and the one person is just sitting there... chewing...slowly... sipping the drink... chewing..... chewing... talking and forgetting to eat... chewing...swallowing...s taring....staring...star ing...staring... look at food... staring.... staring... staring... take a bite... chewing....chewing... chewing... I swear to god i almost killed someone over this once, or at least in my mind i did.  I beat them to death with their 2/3rds remaining, 30 minute old burger.  Then i shoved french fries up there nose.  that woulda made me feel good...

[240 is Back]

exactly, same with taking a shit and jacking off.  Get it done and get on with your life.  I eat for energy and calories, i shit to relieve pressure and i jack off to stay sane until i can fuck my girlfriend at night, the one thing i'll take my time with.  Slow eaters are the most annoying thing on the planet.  ever go out to dinner witha group and everyone is done and the one person is just sitting there... chewing...slowly... sipping the drink... chewing..... chewing... talking and forgetting to eat... chewing...swallowing...s taring....staring...star ing...staring... look at food... staring.... staring... staring... take a bite... chewing....chewing... chewing... I swear to god i almost killed someone over this once, or at least in my mind i did.  I beat them to death with their 2/3rds remaining, 30 minute old burger.  Then i shoved french fries up there nose.  that woulda made me feel good...

I eat 5 meals a day with my baby (he's almost one).

I park him at his high chair with his food, then I
-cook my food
-eat my food
-clean everything up
And he's still eating.

I didn't used to be this fast.  But its' the only way to have time to pick up the cheerios from off the floor.  he throws them.

[Fulgorre]

I eat slow with a woman companion, so that she knows that i take my time do other essential things that are neccessary for the species to survive.....

But I take a fat shit faster than the dirt filling up a mine shaft in Utah.



UTAH MINERS


GAME OVER

LOL

[dammitman]

exactly, same with taking a shit and jacking off.  Get it done and get on with your life.  I eat for energy and calories, i shit to relieve pressure and i jack off to stay sane until i can fuck my girlfriend at night, the one thing i'll take my time with.  Slow eaters are the most annoying thing on the planet.  ever go out to dinner witha group and everyone is done and the one person is just sitting there... chewing...slowly... sipping the drink... chewing..... chewing... talking and forgetting to eat... chewing...swallowing...s taring....staring...star ing...staring... look at food... staring.... staring... staring... take a bite... chewing....chewing... chewing... I swear to god i almost killed someone over this once, or at least in my mind i did.  I beat them to death with their 2/3rds remaining, 30 minute old burger.  Then i shoved french fries up there nose.  that woulda made me feel good...

If you go out to eat with your buddies, you better make sure you ain't the last one eating.  It's an unspoken rule that the last guy is the bitch of the group.  The only exception is if you ate more than everyone else, but you have to make sure everyone knows it!

[Bast000]

I eat 5 meals a day with my baby (he's almost one).

I park him at his high chair with his food, then I
-cook my food
-eat my food
-clean everything up
And he's still eating.

I didn't used to be this fast.  But its' the only way to have time to pick up the cheerios from off the floor.  he throws them.

maybe he should just eat cheerios from the ground?

[TrapsMcLats]

If you go out to eat with your buddies, you better make sure you ain't the last one eating.  It's an unspoken rule that the last guy is the bitch of the group.  The only exception is if you ate more than everyone else, but you have to make sure everyone knows it!

Yeah, one time i had to eat a 72 oz steak to get the meal for free  (well, my meal at least) and i still beat one of the people with us!  I felt awful for about 18 hours, took a massive crap and then went to a bbq and got smashed and got a BJ in the bathroom.  one of the greatest weekends of my life.

anyway, slow eaters are worthless.

[Alex23]

Anybody else here eat food very quickly?   I'm constantly being told by my friends and girlfriend to slow down and enjoy my food, but for some reason, I can't.  When it comes to food, I just devour it quickly.  I find it irritating to watch people take 15 minute just to eat an ear of corn. 

Insulin.

[bigkubby]

I eat super fast too, I dont even think about it, I just eat my food, and if the people at the table want to conversate, they can do it after I'm done eating...

hahahaha classic me too bro  i hate conversating while im feeding

[The_Iron_Disciple]

anyway, slow eaters are worthless.

I'd like to think that I have at least SOME " worth " to me ? Should I kill myself for being a slow eater ? 

[TrapsMcLats]

be a slow eater all u want, just not on my time.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

be a slow eater all u want, just not on my time.

I certainly wouldn't want to eat slow on " your time " ... 

Out of curiousity, what would happen if I ate slow on your time ?

[TrapsMcLats]

nice sam elliot pic btw ...

oh, i wouldn't do anything... i'd jsut sit there silently resenting you until you were finished eating.  And then i'd bitch about it to other friends behind your back.  I'm real mature you see...

[BIG ACH]

I'm a very fast eater!!!!  Normally I'm done with my meal by the time my wife is at only her second bite!