Author Topic: Had a gun against my head (Read 4206 times)

NotMrAverage · « **on:** August 30, 2007, 04:23:52 AM »

So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.

First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".

After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.

When he finally came to the conclusion that he could´nt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.

At first we did´nt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.

My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.

Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and i´m left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.

If that was´nt an adrenalin rush I don´t know what is.

Bluto · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:25:49 AM »

you should start cagefighting and you could've handled the situation differently

Sexual Mustard · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:28:51 AM »

what the hell does your fiance do, and who the fuck are these "fans"

Is she a porn star/stripper or something??

SM

Bluto · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:29:24 AM »

maybe she's a celebrity

tommywishbone · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:29:52 AM »

Next time runt, call me.

NotMrAverage · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:32:47 AM »

She´s just a fitness chick, been in a few mags but not famous for anyone outside this lifestyle. It was like a bad movie. I will start cagefighting so next time I can K.O him right through the door.

Sexual Mustard · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:34:03 AM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on August 30, 2007, 04:32:47 AM

She´s just a fitness chick, been in a few mags but not famous for anyone outside this lifestyle. It was like a bad movie. I will start cagefighting so next time I can K.O him right through the door.

oh i see. Well sorry you had to go through this; glad you're alright.

SM

BigCypriate · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:34:58 AM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on August 30, 2007, 04:23:52 AM

So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.

First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".

After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.

When he finally came to the conclusion that he could´nt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.

At first we did´nt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.

My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.

Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and i´m left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.

If that was´nt an adrenalin rush I don´t know what is.

A bit quiet at the gaming cafe today eh?

Stark · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:35:44 AM »

Epic calling "Johns" Fans

Jesus you wait until Squatfather reads this thread... he's going to be in hawk heaven

bmacsys · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:37:24 AM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on August 30, 2007, 04:23:52 AM

So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.

First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".

After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.

When he finally came to the conclusion that he could´nt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.

At first we did´nt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.

My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.

Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and i´m left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.

If that was´nt an adrenalin rush I don´t know what is.

Where is Squadfather when you need him?

Kwon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:48:58 AM »

Guessing SquatFather will start his line with "Epic".

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2007, 04:54:22 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on August 30, 2007, 04:34:58 AM

A bit quiet at the gaming cafe today eh?

Meso_z · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2007, 05:24:25 AM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on August 30, 2007, 04:23:52 AM

So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.

First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".

After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.

When he finally came to the conclusion that he could´nt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.

At first we did´nt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.

My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.

Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and i´m left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.

If that was´nt an adrenalin rush I don´t know what is.

You should always be careful dude.....youre so lucky.....terrible things would have happened.

Livewire · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2007, 05:43:22 AM »

was bethany okay?

nycbull · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:17:22 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on August 30, 2007, 04:29:24 AM

maybe she's a celebrity

maybe Bea Aurthur. she's hot.

nycbull · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:19:11 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 30, 2007, 04:48:58 AM

Guessing SquatFather will start his line with "Epic".

Im gettting sick of some of you guys predicting what Squadfather will or wont say. Can you imagine a comedian trying to do his act and people in the audience are saying, "Now hes going to say this, now he is going to say that". It would be impossible to perform, and you would ruin everyones time.

SGT BARNES · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:23:16 AM »

Biggest load of shit I have ever read. nice try for a heroic story with mysterious badguys hanging outside your door trying to get your girl. sad dude

emn1964 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:28:23 AM »

this STORY deserves an "oh brother"

Theoak* · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:34:42 AM »

This what happens whn u try to marry a girl who has been with quite a few men, you always get stalkers.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2007, 06:40:21 AM »

You should have let them rape your girlfriend then sodomize you, then called the cops. It would be a fun story to tell to your granchildren of a different mother.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2007, 07:16:53 AM »

Quote from: NotMrAverage on August 30, 2007, 04:23:52 AM

So this is a rant, cause alot of shit have gone down lately.

First off, this started when I met my fiancé about one year ago. She is quite a looker and she had more than a few "fans" that were after her. Espicially this one dude, that was a complete psycho and became so jealous he decided "if I cant get her noone ever will".

After about 3 months or so it became aparent that someone was standing outside my door and were keeping watch on us. Everytime I opened the door this sorry ass runs away in fear.
Shortly afterwards he would be back and try to lockpick his way in. This sorry ass excuse for hide and seek kept on going for a week.

When he finally came to the conclusion that he could´nt do this by his own he gets some type of gang with him and the same thing keeps going on and on. I mean these loosers would not come in, just sit outside the door and wait...and wait...and wait.

At first we did´nt take this shit seriously, because the guy was just so pathetic, but now it became more threatening and we knew we would get quite fucked up if we left the apartment. So I had to call the cops.

My place is very small and you can easily hear what people say indoors from outside. So these goons know the cops are coming, but instead of running their way they start to REALLY trying to get in, bending the lock like all hell. So I bend it in the opposite direction with all my force. I could see through the keyhole that they were 3-4 guys on the door. Luckily for me I am strong enough to keep them from opening the door up, but after 2-3 minutes of this I was spent, pouring in sweat, seeing stars etc.

Then those fuckers open the door and one of them pulls a gun against my head. Then in exactly that moment the cops come rushing in and gets them - not a fukn second to late. The suckers get arrested and i´m left with a big bruise of the barrell of a gun and they get to jail.

If that was´nt an adrenalin rush I don´t know what is.

hahahahha, where do these clowns come from?

BigCypriate · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2007, 07:22:52 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 30, 2007, 07:16:53 AM

hahahahha, where do these clowns come from?

hahahahaha exactly! hmmmmm, what shall I do today then? shall I turn back over and have sex with my famous supermodel girlfriend, or pop downstairs and do a few quick close grips with 500 pounds, or take the ferrari round the block a few times................No i know, instead i'll join an internet BB forum and tell everyone what happened yesterday!!!!!!!

Stark · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2007, 07:25:59 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on August 30, 2007, 07:16:53 AM

hahahahha, where do these clowns come from?

hahahaha we were all waiting for you big dog

CT_Muscle · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2007, 07:35:30 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on August 30, 2007, 07:22:52 AM

hahahahaha exactly! hmmmmm, what shall I do today then? shall I turn back over and have sex with my famous supermodel girlfriend, or pop downstairs and do a few quick close grips with 500 pounds, or take the ferrari round the block a few times................No i know, instead i'll join an internet BB forum and tell everyone what happened yesterday!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA at least he made us all laugh today.

SS · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2007, 07:38:42 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on August 30, 2007, 07:22:52 AM

hahahahaha exactly! hmmmmm, what shall I do today then? shall I turn back over and have sex with my famous supermodel girlfriend, or pop downstairs and do a few quick close grips with 500 pounds, or take the ferrari round the block a few times................No i know, instead i'll join an internet BB forum and tell everyone what happened yesterday!!!!!!!

in between sparring with Chuck Norris.