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Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« on: September 04, 2007, 07:18:41 AM »
Be honest, you probably have no less than 50-100 Kuclo pictures pasted on your dorm wall, mixed in with pics of Troy Smith at the beach you secretly took and dried semen spots from your fan club's feverish circle jerk sessions.


Does Kuclo's girlfriend know you and Steve are an item?  ???

Tre's probably mighty disappointed too that you're moving on.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2007, 10:26:08 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on September 04, 2007, 07:18:41 AM
Be honest, you probably have no less than 50-100 Kuclo pictures pasted on your dorm wall, mixed in with pics of Troy Smith at the beach you secretly took and dried semen spots from your fan club's feverish circle jerk sessions.


Does Kuclo's girlfriend know you and Steve are an item?  ???

Tre's probably mighty disappointed too that you're moving on.

I always found his obsession with trey brewer very suspect, the guy is definitely a homo pretending hes into bodybuilding because he likes to lift weights and not because he loves splooge.

Hes basically a splooge lover.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2007, 10:29:32 AM »
columbusfag also sounds like he's fat. Anyone with me on this   ???
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2007, 10:37:49 AM »
Quote from: haider on September 04, 2007, 10:29:32 AM
columbusfag also sounds like he's fat. Anyone with me on this   ???

This is what columbusfag looks like

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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2007, 12:46:59 PM »
Quote from: haider on September 04, 2007, 10:29:32 AM
columbusfag also sounds like he's fat. Anyone with me on this   ???

It has been confirmed. A few guys from here met him at The Arnold. He is a fat, short pimple faced kid. And yes, it is obvious he is gay.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2007, 12:48:57 PM »
Quote from: haider on September 04, 2007, 10:29:32 AM
columbusfag also sounds like he's fat. Anyone with me on this   ???

Supposedly he's about 5'6, 260, incredibly overweight and sporting a bad case of acne. The only reason I can think of to explain his obsession with Tre and Kuclo is that they're around his age and he obsesses over the fact that he wants his physique to be like theirs.




Not that it's surprising, 99.9% of Ohio State fans are guys.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2007, 10:43:24 AM »
Bump for another 50 Trey Brewer posts by Columbus over the last 24 hours. Does he pay you in semen or reach arounds, Columbus? The only thing worse than a Buckeyes fan is a queer Buckeyes fan.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2007, 10:49:33 AM »
Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on October 10, 2007, 09:28:06 PM
The only people that should be standing on a stage in a thong is strippers

Quote from: columbusdude82 on October 11, 2007, 06:54:06 AM
Like Derek, Kai, and Rodney? 8)

Please be more specific about the strippers' gender.

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on October 11, 2007, 09:10:10 AM
The fact that you have to even ask that question ON THIS BOARD troubles me.  A LOT. :-\
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2007, 10:50:09 AM »
Troy Smith??? No no no!

AJ HAWK :)
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2007, 10:53:41 AM »
Quote from: columbusdude82 on October 12, 2007, 10:50:09 AM
Troy Smith??? No no no!

AJ HAWK :)

So, you don't deny that you like the idea of holding a man's cock in your hand or mouth?
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2007, 11:16:39 AM »
hahaha, of course he doesn't deny it. From the sounds of this kids appearance, he's going to make one helluva musclebear one day. Perhaps you should think of becoming pen pals with Magoo? You two could troll the Olympia expo for "those other strippers" next year.  ::)
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2007, 11:22:21 AM »
According to Magoo, a muslebear has to be over 6 feet tall.  Select82dudes is forced to be a bottom by default
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2007, 11:23:52 AM »
Hey Nick.

MisterMaggott made a far better poster than you ever have :) He was actually funny! As for Olympia expos, hell, I live 15 minutes away from the Arnold expo and I'm not sure I'd go there again. I'm certainly not flying to Vegas... Your fascination with musclebears says more about you than about anyone else :)

Panda: No, All I'm saying is that I think AJ Hawk was far more of a Buckeye legend than Troy Smith. Smith did win a Heisman, but I always felt he was a bit overrated, and he proved me right at the National Championship game.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2007, 11:28:02 AM »
What will I do with my life knowing that you think Mr. Magoo was a better poster than me? Was that supposed to mean something outside of the fact that you've obviously taken a liking to the guy in more ways than one? Let's see. Obsessed with Brewer and Kuclo. Check. Buddy buddy with a 240 pound closet homo musclebear. Check. Short, fat and a lisp. Check. Sorry man, you're 3 for 3 on the future Kai Greene clientèle checklist. 
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2007, 11:30:00 AM »
Quote from: Havenbull on October 12, 2007, 11:22:21 AM
According to Magoo, a muslebear has to be over 6 feet tall.  Select82dudes is forced to be a bottom by default





He's a mini magoo.he posts alot of pics of girls with big tits.
he's a switch hitter.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2007, 09:27:36 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on October 12, 2007, 11:30:00 AM
He's a mini magoo.he posts alot of pics of girls with big tits.
he's a switch hitter.

The only thing this closet queer is switching between is facial shots from Kuclo and Brewer. He can't go 24 hours without fellating one of them.
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2007, 10:48:13 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on October 15, 2007, 09:27:36 AM
The only thing this closet queer is switching between is facial shots from Kuclo and Brewer. He can't go 24 hours without fellating one of them.




SS has Magoo as his stalker :-[,SF has columbus
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Re: Columbusfag, time to put down Kuclo's penis
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2007, 04:47:35 PM »
Quote from: CalvinH on October 15, 2007, 10:48:13 AM



SS has Magoo as his stalker :-[,SF has columbus
hahahaha!
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