...AND HIS NAME IS THE FANTASY FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!
These monsters of the midway, these benders of steel, these...."packers?"....what the hell's a green bay "packer" anyways? Oooh, we pack shit, fear us...
Anyways, us sunday warriors get up at the crack of noon, fire up the laptops, sprint over to the kitchen and grab our trusty bag of doritos and dip, lay down on the couch, fire up the leauge...and watch....we watch, between the laptop and the tv ....
ha, you fools, how does this compare to the actual playing? well, do nfl players have up to 150 dollars invested in the football season's outcome and their performance? i think not.