i am going out on a limb here,but you may want to try eating cat food.
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Funniest thing ever- i use to work at a max muscle back in 98-99??? Neways, this tool use to come in EVERYDAY and just sit there... never bought a thing, bitched about how this other store had us beat on Myoplex by 5 bucks etc... after like a year of it my friend that owned it grew tired- one day he finally told the guy "look, this might be some sick ish, but cat food is the f'n secret!" Told the guy more BS- I kid you not a week later, guy was talking about how nasty and dry the cat food was, but it was working! Rather than letting it go on we laughed our asses off and told him it was all bull.. From that day on, I loved seeing that guy walk through the door cuz i just fell out