Author Topic: I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 13 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 3187 times)

Bossa · « **on:** September 14, 2007, 09:27:49 PM »

Any final words of advice?!

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2007, 09:35:48 PM »

Just remember that going forward you no longer have an opinion......congratulat ions and welcome to hell.

Butterbean · « **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2007, 09:42:33 PM »

(Both) read and apply for countless years of bliss

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PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2007, 10:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Bossa on September 14, 2007, 09:27:49 PM

Any final words of advice?!

Who's the lucky guy?

Havenbull · « **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2007, 10:23:56 PM »

Quote from: PANDAEMONIUM on September 14, 2007, 10:05:34 PM

Who's the lucky guy?

hahaha One night of sucking Julio's dick and the man falls in love forever

all kidding aside... I'll send you a get well card

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2007, 10:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on September 14, 2007, 10:23:56 PM

all kidding aside... I'll send you a get well card

hahaha. Save the get well card for when he gets AIDS. I bet his homo partner has been sleeping around on him and will give it to him. Man-goo can tell him all about that "scene"

Havenbull · « **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2007, 10:43:18 PM »

Quote from: Bossa on September 14, 2007, 09:27:49 PM

Any final words of advice?!

hahaha getting cold feet. If you want advice... don't ask at 1:00 am a few hours before you take the plunge.

bend over a bride's maid in the coat closet and be done with it

you don't have the balls to walk out on a wedding this close to it... that only happens in the movies.

PANDAEMONIUM · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2007, 11:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on September 14, 2007, 10:43:18 PM

hahaha getting cold feet. If you want advice... don't ask at 1:00 am a few hours before you take the plunge.

bend over a bride's maid in the coat closet and be done with it

you don't have the balls to walk out on a wedding this close to it... that only happens in the movies.

I wonder what his "bride" (whose name I hear is Jack) will be wearing on the big day? I always thought when two dudes got married, both wore tuxes but who knows...

Alex23 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2007, 12:01:04 AM »

Dude, comes night time, if she's lying on her back, use the top hole first. They get frisky if you go for the bottom one first.

Congratulation bro. I might be next pretty soon.

Bluto · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2007, 02:50:57 AM »

another one bites the dust

freespirit · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2007, 03:59:57 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on September 15, 2007, 02:50:57 AM

another one bites the dust

You're jealous because people are having relationships in which you fail to get.

danielson · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2007, 04:02:30 AM »

Congratulations Bossa.

pumphard · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2007, 05:09:55 AM »

congrats bro, wish you all the best and enjoy your day, cause it'll go by so fast

powerpack · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2007, 05:12:40 AM »

5 hours 19 minutes to go!!
All the best

Bossa · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2007, 06:17:45 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on September 14, 2007, 09:35:48 PM

Just remember that going forward you no longer have an opinion......congratulat ions and welcome to hell.

hahaha thanks all...well at least I know I'm getting laid tonight!

drkaje · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2007, 06:39:14 AM »

Congrats and all the best.

Don't forget to hit all three holes, LOL! It's best to start married life out right.

Aside from that advice, it's probably a good thing to wait on kids. Having a few years together first will give you two a solid foundation.

Blockhead · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2007, 06:56:07 AM »

Quote from: STella on September 14, 2007, 09:42:33 PM

(Both) read and apply for countless years of bliss :

I've seen this book before...

Lena · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2007, 08:10:46 AM »

Get off the boards!!!!.......and good luck!

Lena

Bluto · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2007, 09:04:39 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on September 15, 2007, 03:59:57 AM

You're jealous because people are having relationships in which you fail to get.

why would i want a relationship?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2007, 09:29:07 AM »

congrats big man.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #20 on:** September 15, 2007, 09:41:01 AM »

Quote from: Bossa on September 15, 2007, 06:17:45 AM

hahaha thanks all...well at least I know I'm getting laid tonight!

AHAAHAHAH!!! Tap her good for me, but remember goin forward....when she asks you a question she's not really asking whether or not you wanna do something....she's tellin you to get up and get dressed cause she's got somethin for you to do.....and you'll fvckin do it too LOL!!!