This time to a tapout shirt wearing mma wanna be badass. Now granted...I kinda provoked it wearing a house of pain t-shirt that I fucking love but whatever. So my girl and I are walking to class across campus and this crooked hat, monster billboard sunglasses, mma wannabe guido fuck yells out of NOWHERE! " Hey, Mr. House of Pain! How much do you bench press?!?!" and apparenlty that was a joke because he and his little bottle blonde girlfriend started laughing. I walked up grinning my ass off and said "445..why? And before you ask, yes...before you ask, I squat more than you, deadlift more than you, look better than you, and fuck better than you. Have a nice day."
I was already having a shit day...this guy just pushed my buttons.
He didn't say shit..and his girlfriend called me an asshole. And I couldn't keep a straight face.
Seriously though. What's with the mma tap out tough guy attitude? Ever since the ufc became big, not only do people wear the shirts, which isn't a big deal, but they automatically think it makes them a fighter and makes people respect them. I don't get it. I thought they were just confined to the gym and the bars during fight nights but apparenlty they're prowling the college campuses now too. I mean this guy was wearing a big ass blue tapout shirt that looked like a dress on his ass, a tapout hat all crooked that is apparenlty the in thing and those ridiculously huge ass white sunglasses paris fucking hilton wears that are so damn big you could host a drive in movie on this guys face. I hate these guys more than I hate people who curl in the fucking squat rack!!!!
And yes...I'm one of those guys that does wear a house of pain tshirt.
