Author Topic: What is everyone's academic qualifications? (Read 15315 times)

HowieW · « **Reply #50 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:49:56 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on October 26, 2007, 09:47:43 PM

what degrees do you have now

polygomy maybe?

Necrosis · « **Reply #51 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:50:35 PM »

i have a degree in psychology with a minor in neurology. and am currently in medical school.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #52 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:50:51 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on October 26, 2007, 09:47:43 PM

what degrees do you have now

He has a BA in cocksmoking, and a master's in "Monkey".

Havenbull · « **Reply #53 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:51:59 PM »

I graduated from the School of Hardknocks

Got my Masters from a small school known as Fuck U.

haider · « **Reply #54 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:53:26 PM »

Well, I was this close to an associate's...

.. then I graduated from highschool and started going to a 4 yr uni for an engineering degree that I am still working on

Necrosis · « **Reply #55 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:53:49 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on October 26, 2007, 09:51:59 PM

I graduated from the School of Hardknocks

Got my Masters from a small school known as Fuck U.

are you duke nukem?

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #56 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:56:05 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on October 26, 2007, 09:47:43 PM

what degrees do you have now

who gives a shit? he's at some podunk school in a flyover state . . .

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #57 on:** October 26, 2007, 09:58:19 PM »

Quote from: Al-Gebra on October 26, 2007, 09:56:05 PM

who gives a shit? he's at some podunk school in a flyover state . . .

Bill Clinton happened to attend the same podunk flyover school

Necrosis · « **Reply #58 on:** October 26, 2007, 10:00:29 PM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on October 26, 2007, 09:58:19 PM

Bill Clinton happened to attend the same podunk flyover school

i dont understand, a phd takes about 9 years or so with the usual being a bsc and a masters then phd. so if you dont even have an undergrad how can you work on your phd?

i also will have a degree in particle physics and, umm, how about plasma physics and biomechanics.

arce377 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 26, 2007, 10:02:55 PM »

M.A.
M.S.

Al-Gebra · « **Reply #60 on:** October 26, 2007, 10:04:09 PM »

hahaha . . . the hick's still in "haaigh skul" in AR.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #61 on:** October 26, 2007, 10:06:36 PM »

Quote from: usmokepole on October 26, 2007, 10:00:29 PM

i dont understand, a phd takes about 9 years or so with the usual being a bsc and a masters then phd. so if you dont even have an undergrad how can you work on your phd?

i also will have a degree in particle physics and, umm, how about plasma physics and biomechanics.

I should have rephrased that. It is my goal.

HowieW · « **Reply #62 on:** October 26, 2007, 10:10:05 PM »

I started at good ol "Whats-a-matter - U", went on a football scholarship and played with Bullwinkle Moose. Man o man, that Flying Squirrel Rocky was some receiver . Pretty sad when Boris Badanov was made the Univ Chancellor

Knives · « **Reply #63 on:** October 26, 2007, 10:22:57 PM »

Sophomore year in college, going for a BS in Chemistry

bodybuildermdpitt · « **Reply #64 on:** October 26, 2007, 11:44:50 PM »

BA University of Miami in Biology class of 94
MD University of Pittsburgh class of 98
General surgery University of Miami 2005
GI surgery 2007 University of Miami 2007

and yes, I think I am the most educated individual on get big !!!

just kidding,

bodybuildermdpitt

mesmorph78 · « **Reply #65 on:** October 27, 2007, 06:50:58 AM »

degree

El Guapo · « **Reply #66 on:** October 27, 2007, 07:04:07 AM »

BA in finance and I will never go back!!!

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #67 on:** October 27, 2007, 07:07:44 AM »

no degree, but ive studied dildology quite a bit

Necrosis · « **Reply #68 on:** October 27, 2007, 08:23:19 AM »

Quote from: bodybuildermdpitt on October 26, 2007, 11:44:50 PM

BA University of Miami in Biology class of 94
MD University of Pittsburgh class of 98
General surgery University of Miami 2005
GI surgery 2007 University of Miami 2007

and yes, I think I am the most educated individual on get big !!!

just kidding,

bodybuildermdpitt

all lightweight degrees

The Squadfather · « **Reply #69 on:** October 27, 2007, 08:25:51 AM »

PhD in detecting poundage claim lies with a minor in detecting bodypart measurement and bodyweight claim lies.

El Guapo · « **Reply #70 on:** October 27, 2007, 08:58:06 AM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on October 27, 2007, 08:25:51 AM

PhD in detecting poundage claim lies with a minor in detecting bodypart measurement and bodyweight claim lies.

Thats too bad. I myself am 6'3, 335lbs at 3% BF.... and natural to boot.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #71 on:** October 27, 2007, 09:02:26 AM »

Quote from: El Guapo on October 27, 2007, 08:58:06 AM

Thats too bad. I myself am 6'3, 335lbs at 3% BF.... and natural to boot.

hahahahhaha, i think i did my dissertation on you.

Victor VonDoom · « **Reply #72 on:** October 27, 2007, 09:18:44 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on October 25, 2007, 06:57:56 AM

I am will have a PHD in Polysci with international relations being my minor in a few years.

Quote from: usmokepole on October 26, 2007, 09:47:43 PM

what degrees do you have now

I will have a MacArthur Prize, a Phi Beta Kappa Science Award, and I will conquer the world . . . in a few years.

Bah! Doom disapproves.

omg · « **Reply #73 on:** October 27, 2007, 09:34:52 AM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on October 26, 2007, 02:36:19 AM

Wouldn't it be "What are everyone's academic qualifications?" since "qualifications" is plural? What are your qualifications? What are his qualifications? "Everyone's" seems awkward somehow too. I would have opted for "your academic qualifications" unless you really want to get picky about the fact that a "qualification" implies suitability for a particular task or role, in which case "degrees" would have been a safe choice. "Achievements" or "accolades" would add additional alliteration.

ummm...i feel soory for you after reading that

Hulkster · « **Reply #74 on:** October 27, 2007, 11:19:28 AM »

Quote from: omg on October 26, 2007, 05:44:49 AM

what are you doing with your biology degree hulkster, what do you work as?

I actually ended up using the bio degree sort of in combo with the environmental certificate and landed a job in the environmental field.

I work for regional government as a wastewater treatment plant operator.

there is lots of biology applicable in my feild (just did a microbio traning course the other day where we did gram staining again etc).

I found that in my area of canada, to get a GOOD job in pure biology, you need a masters.

I didn't have one and was not too keen on the idea of going back for a few more years.

the college cert. was nice because it was a quick one year program.

and I don't regret it one bit. the pay in my job is very good, and I am still near the bottom of the payscale. (started in 2006).

Had I landed a job in bio with just my bachelor's I would likely be making half what I am now, and probably just being a drone in a lab anyway.. $:-\$