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Wise words
« on: October 29, 2007, 04:32:55 PM »
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 04:38:22 PM »
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 04:41:02 PM »
" You want some sugar? No thank you Turkish , I'm sweet enough "
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 04:52:16 PM »
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 04:59:39 PM »
Do you like dags?
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2007, 05:01:20 PM »
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey homo balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey homo balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 05:03:36 PM »
Ron: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey #### balls.

Palumbo: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Ron: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey #### balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

[Zoom in on the side of Billy Guns, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

Ron: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Ron: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

Ron: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 05:13:43 PM »
Do  you know what NEMESIS means?
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 05:23:30 PM »
RON: Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Shawn Ray. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Shawny?
Sean Raye: No, no I'm not.
RON: But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Shawn. All except loyalty.
[Errol zaps Shawn]
Palumbo: [Voice over] It's rumored that RON's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.
RON:  You're a ruthless little girl, both of you I'll give you that. But I got no time for grassers.
[RON throws a plastic bag over Shawn's head and suffocates him]
RON: Feed 'em to the pigs, .
[to the gettbiggers, who are now staring in horror]
RON: What the fuck are you two looking at?
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Re: Wise words
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2007, 05:27:23 PM »
Ron: [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, 240. You're going to buy it for me.

240: Why me?

Ron: Well, you know about caravans.

240: How's that?

Ron: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.

240: What's wrong with this one?

Ron: [Pulls the caravan's door from its hinges] Oh, nothing, 240. It's tiptop. I'm just not sure about the colour.
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