eaten a salami sandwich with your 22 year old Italian next door neighbour...
then, just now, it got dark and i lit the pumpkin.
Last year (they don't really do Halloween in England, but I do), I ripped up a sheet and dressed as a mummy. This year I've done even better. I'm here with a man shirt and a man jacket on, my hair brushed back with a centre parting and I've put mascara on my upper lip and on my chin. I'm dressed as a bloke. This is about best (and funniest) costume I've ever come up with.
I kinda look like johnny depp
the kids so far aren't very original (yet) this year, but it's only 7:05pm here. Fireworks
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