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GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« on: November 23, 2007, 01:24:15 PM »
hahahhaa, i'm in today and i'm talking to another guy about this local NPC Nationals level guy who tosses around some big weight on presses and this skinny/fat 49 year old, 6'0" 184 pound guy with the typical "i'm tyring to be young again" goatee and closely cropped haircut chimes in with, "yeah i used to train with a guy 5'6" 220 pounds who squatted 850 for reps, benched 540 and deadlifted over 700 for reps, i used to squat with him and got up to 585 for reps but then i hurt my knee and now i can't train legs anymore" and the whole myriad of other excuses/ailments, hahahahaha, what a fagg.
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2007, 01:30:34 PM »
These days, his most intense workout is trying to get an erection without viagra.
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2007, 01:33:02 PM »
Quote from: Matt C on November 23, 2007, 01:30:34 PM
These days, his most intense workout is trying to get an erection without viagra.
hahahaha, you should have seen this clown, three shirts and shorts with 18 inch legs with boney knees squatting the empty bar and complaining that his inner thighs were tight, hahahaha, he said that the made up "strongman" he used to train with would push you down if you weren't down far enough on squats, hahahahaa, it took everything i had not to laugh in this guys face. ;D
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2007, 01:41:58 PM »
Yeh i got one like that, about 55 "used to deadlift 550lb for 10 at a bodyweight of 180 but hurt his back so hasnt done deads for years"  ::)
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2007, 01:42:50 PM »
haha and they can make all these ridiculous claims because no one can check that shit.
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2007, 01:43:40 PM »
Or a guy who they call " caveman" at the gym , aged about 60,used to bench 4 plates a side by age 19, totally natural, used to cycle 10 miles to the gym and back and train bench 4 times a week! "Cos we were tougher in those days!"  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2007, 01:46:13 PM »
hahahahhaa, then the guy starts in with, "yeah man the biggest arms i've ever seen was this guy i knew, 6'4" 250 pounds with 24 inch arms, his arms were this big" then he makes a circle with his hands bigger than most people waists, hahahahhaaa.
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2007, 01:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Matt C on November 23, 2007, 01:30:34 PM
These days, his most intense workout is trying to get an erection without viagra.
This is true, Squadfather has admitted to using viagra  :D
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2007, 01:48:08 PM »
These guys also "knew someone in the old days who would have kicked Tyson and Fedors asses at the same time"
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2007, 01:48:23 PM »
Quote from: haider on November 23, 2007, 01:47:32 PM
This is true, Squadfather has admitted to using viagra  :D
i need it to fucck your mom......wait nevermind, i don't touch towelheads. :D
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2007, 01:49:44 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 01:48:23 PM
i need it to fucck your mom......wait nevermind, i don't touch towelheads. :D
maybe you do need a towel for your girlfriends face to help with erection problems?  :D
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2007, 01:50:49 PM »
Quote from: haider on November 23, 2007, 01:49:44 PM
maybe you do need a towel for your girlfriends face to help with erection problems?  :D
nope, after sticking my dick in that trainwreck of a sister of yours even the ugliest girls are easy to fuck.
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2007, 01:54:18 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 01:33:02 PM
hahahaha, you should have seen this clown, three shirts and shorts with 18 inch legs with boney knees squatting the empty bar and complaining that his inner thighs were tight, hahahaha, he said that the made up "strongman" he used to train with would push you down if you weren't down far enough on squats, hahahahaa, it took everything i had not to laugh in this guys face. ;D
funny I picture you with 3 sweat shirts, the neck area cut into a square, white tank underneath, pair of  plain colored baggies( you finally moved away from stripes in 2004) pair of otomix, gloves ,and a  belt with gut hanging over!
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2007, 01:56:33 PM »
Quote from: slayer on November 23, 2007, 01:54:18 PM
funny I picture you with 3 sweat shirts, the neck area cut in a square, white tank underneath, pair of  plain colored baggies( you finally moved away from stripes in 2004) pair of otomix, gloves ,and a  belt with gut hanging over!
exactly except for the fanny pack filled with liver tablets. :D
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2007, 01:57:53 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 01:50:49 PM
nope, after sticking my dick in that trainwreck of a sister of yours even the ugliest girls are easy to fuck.
Why do that when you practice on your own sister everyday?  oh wait that IS your girlfriend  :D
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2007, 01:59:58 PM »
Quote from: haider on November 23, 2007, 01:57:53 PM
Why do that when you practice on your own sister everyday?  oh wait that IS your girlfriend  :D
yeah i guess you're right, i mean after all those pakistani "women's" vaginas smell like dead fish and curry anyway, why put myself through all that. ;D
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2007, 02:01:03 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on November 23, 2007, 01:48:23 PM
i need it to fucck your mom......wait nevermind, i don't touch towelheads. :D

So goatboy's wife is off limits to you?
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2007, 02:01:42 PM »
Quote from: Matt C on November 23, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
So goatboy's wife is off limits to you?
"goatboy" doesn't have a wife, "he's" gay.
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2007, 02:05:18 PM »
yes he never made a secret of it. he just dont like woman.
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2007, 02:55:07 PM »
you shouldn't talk about your father that way squad
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Re: GOTTA LOVE THE "OLD TIMERS" AND THEIR BULLSHIT STORIES!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2007, 03:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Matt C on November 23, 2007, 01:30:34 PM
These days, his most intense workout is trying to get an erection without viagra.
Omg, that was hysterical. ;D
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