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Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« on: December 21, 2007, 01:00:55 PM »

Physical Signs (General)


Increase in Lean Mass – More than 20 lbs usually
Acne that is not normal – heavy on one's back
Mood swings – calm one minute, total rage the next
Mood shift to depression
Violent, combative behavior toward friends and family
Change in style of clothing – not always common
Shaved head that is not common to the individual
Always having a towel over their back when leaving the shower
Changes in family, friends, and personal relationships
Increased use of mouth wash – prolonged bad breath
Very irritable – to all who come into contact with
Sneaking around on the Internet, wanting no-one to see them
Always seeking knowledge about steroids and other performance enhancing drugs.


http://www.taylorhooton.org/

I put the important ones in bold.  8)



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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 01:03:42 PM »
 The stone face warriors with ILS should be thrown in there.

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 01:04:06 PM »
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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 01:04:47 PM »
Can you guys believe that is actually from the site?  Jeez.  :-\

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 01:09:04 PM »
Physical Signs (General)


Increase in Lean Mass – More than 20 lbs usually
Acne that is not normal – heavy on one's back
Mood swings – calm one minute, total rage the next
Mood shift to depression
Violent, combative behavior toward friends and family
Change in style of clothing – not always common
Shaved head that is not common to the individual
Always having a towel over their back when leaving the shower
Changes in family, friends, and personal relationships
Increased use of mouth wash – prolonged bad breath
Very irritable – to all who come into contact with
Sneaking around on the Internet, wanting no-one to see them
Always seeking knowledge about steroids and other performance enhancing drugs.


http://www.taylorhooton.org/

I put the important ones in bold.  8)




Is a 20lb lean mass gain really "usual" for most users?

Also, the clothing thing should have been more specific, like "Begins wearing TapOut & Train Like a Freak shirts.  Addition of guido chain."

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2007, 01:09:17 PM »
This is even better: http://www.partnershipforlearning.org/article.asp?ArticleID=1690

Recognizing the signs of steroid abuse      


     
      by Irene Helen Zundel

      The pressure for kids to compete and excel in sports can be intense, leading some to abuse steroids in hopes of gaining an edge over their athletic rivals. Unfortunately, these drugs can be addictive, destructive to the body, and cause severe emotional and behavioral problems.

      What effect do steroids have on the body and mind? How do you detect signs iof steroid abuse? Below is a quick checklist of signs and symptoms, and where to call and write for more information.

      Street names:
      Arnolds, Gym Candy, Juice, Pumpers, Stackers, Weight Trainers

      Slang terms used by steroid abusers:
          o Shotgunning--taking steroids on an on and off basis
          o Stacking-- using a combination of two or more steroids
          o Roid rages--uncontrolled outbursts of anger, combativeness, or frustration for no apparent reason

      Signs of abuse:
          o Mood swings
          o Suicidal thoughts or suicide attempts
          o Restlessness
          o Fatigue, sleeplessness
          o Loss of appetite
          o Changes in physical appearance:
                + In males there may be baldness, impotence, and development of breasts
                + In females there may be growth of facial hair, deepening of the voice, and reduction of breast size
                + In both sexes there can be acne, oily hair and skin, cysts, jaundice (yellowing of the skin) swelling of feet and ankles, aching joints, bad breath, nervousness and trembling

      Risks from taking steroids:
          o Possibility of heart attack and stroke. Heart problems have been known to occur in athletes under the age of 30.
          o Increase in anger, hostility and violent behavior. There have been cases of murder attributed to intense and uncontrolled anger caused by steroid abuse.
          o Increased risk of getting AIDS from sharing needles with people that use injectable steroids

      For more information, contact:
      National Clearinghouse for Alcohol and Drug Information: 800-487-4889; in Spanish, 877-767-8432.

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2007, 01:10:56 PM »
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Signs of Steroid Use

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      Quick weight and muscle gains (when used in a weight training program)
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      Aggressiveness and combativeness
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      Jaundice
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      Purple or red spots on the body
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      Swelling of feet and lower legs
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      Trembling
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      Unexplained darkening of the skin
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      Persistent unpleasant breath odor
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      Severe acne breakouts and oily skin

Sheeeeeeeet, can we hear Ronnie Coleman on this??  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2007, 01:19:16 PM »
that kids father also mentioned a squeaky voice on the rome show ::)

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2007, 01:40:19 PM »
The stone face warriors with ILS should be thrown in there.

You seem really bold by having that avatar. The crips is going to come looking for you. You don't disrespect one of their members like that.

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2007, 01:50:00 PM »
          o Increased risk of getting AIDS from sharing needles with people that use injectable steroids


Hahahah, fucking hilarious.  ;D

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 01:50:50 PM »
that kids father also mentioned a squeaky voice on the rome show ::)

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So puberty is now a sign too, according to that fat Idiot.....



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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2007, 01:54:30 PM »
LOL,

 Street names:
      Arnolds, Gym Candy, Juice, Pumpers, Stackers, Weight Trainers


No wonder I can not find any, I was asking for the wrong stuff...

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2007, 02:56:47 PM »
LOL,

 Street names:
      Arnolds, Gym Candy, Juice, Pumpers, Stackers, Weight Trainers


No wonder I can not find any, I was asking for the wrong stuff...


 me too !!  ;D

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2007, 03:48:08 PM »
the AIDS thing is hilarious as hell, but I am sorry to say... some fucking idiots really are this dumb.

a friend's gf had a brother who was a big cokehead/juicehead.  actually shared a needle with one of his fellow coke/juice buddies and got an epic abcess... and probably hepatitis who knows.

hard to believe, but there are actually people this fucking stupid.

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2007, 03:50:28 PM »
LOL,

 Street names:
      Arnolds, Gym Candy, Juice, Pumpers, Stackers, Weight Trainers


No wonder I can not find any, I was asking for the wrong stuff...

LMAO...ask for "pumpers" and you might get something you really didn't want.

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2007, 03:52:32 PM »
LMAO...ask for "pumpers" and you might get something you really didn't want.

Tell me about it man, I thought I was getting D Bol, didn't gain any size and my dick stayed hard for a week!

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2007, 04:01:07 PM »
A guido is a sure indicator

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2007, 04:03:07 PM »
A guido is a sure indicator


Hey now, no slandering...leave us WOP's alone!  ;)

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2007, 04:11:49 PM »
He starts talking about Nibiru? No wait, that's coke.

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2007, 08:02:21 PM »
Has anyone ever been depressed on or off a cycle?

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2007, 08:05:01 PM »
Fixed: Official signs your son might be on steroids you discover after your son, who you encouraged in his quest to be a pro, kills himself
Squishy face retard

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2007, 08:22:21 PM »
big muscles  is a sign

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2007, 08:25:00 PM »
Just get empty bottles of Superdrol and Hyperdrol from an idiot friend and place them around your room.  Put some Glucosamine tablets in them and then you can just claim to be taking Prohormones when you are really taking.....


in more food. 
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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2007, 08:46:39 PM »
He starts talking about Nibiru? No wait, that's coke.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Offical signs your son might be on steeeroids.
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2007, 07:50:16 AM »
What about roid rage without roids...
...or is mom putting something in my cacao  ???
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