I'm having some trouble with my six year old daughter and following commands this christmas eve. Mainly having to do with cleaning her room and taking a bath.
I calmly told her "Stop talking back. I don't argue with six years olds. I hit them and watch them cry" I realized how odd that sounded after I said it. My parental shouting outbursts and general speech patterns to them are starting to model late 80's WWF wrestling promos