I'll post one the second you post one of you to confirm to us what we already know, that this is your profile.
In the end, it turns out you're just an insecure dork.
Insecure?
You're the one that brags about posting your picture but hides your face.
You're the one that turned to bodybuilding and steroids because you were skinny.
You're the one that went to register on a board called "donjuan" to pick up tips on how to meet girls.
You're the one that created this online persona where you're a "party animal" and calls out others for being "geeks" and "spend a lot of time online" when it turns out you've been on the Internet your whole youth, had Ron deduct posts from your account, and been logged on to numerous boards all over the net.
This you know is true. I've proved it. This you cannot deny.