When Women Lie...

[24KT]

Got this from a girlfriend in Switzerland this morning. So very true. {giggle}

When Women Lie...

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. 
                                                                                                               
                                                                       
 
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." 
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. 
 
                                                                     
 
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." 
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
 
                                                                       
 
 
 "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked.  The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. 
 

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" 
 

                                                   
The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. 
 
                                                 
 
 
"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
 


Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. 



Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. 
 
And so the Lord let her keep him. 
 
The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it. 
 
Signed,
All Us Women

[Playboy]

So according to that, when men lie it is a huge disgrace but when women lie it is for an honourable reason???

[xxxLinda]

Why would you bring up the fact that men sometimes lie?   We hate to hear that.

Usually women are able to overlook that, since we know you are mostly crap at fabrications.  We can see right through male lies. 


...Women's lies are more complicated.

Judi was showing us and asking us to discuss the way in which women tell fibs in order to be honest.




>>>Whereas men seem to start by saying "Trust me" before they start to say anything nowadays.





Judi started one of the best threads we've seen on the girly board for a long while, so could we please just go back to that and comment and post about the way in which women lie?

[xxxLinda]

I've never fancied either George Clooney or Brad Pitt

xL

[w8m8]

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Well Playboy looks like Linda has learned French and Agrees with you , I think , although it's very hard for me to be sure , maybe I should press 1 for English ?

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[24KT]

So according to that, when men lie it is a huge disgrace but when women lie it is for an honourable reason???

Now you're gettin' it.  

[Playboy]

Now you're gettin' it.  

So you favor women and hate men  Thus the term man hater

[24KT]

So you favor women and hate men  Thus the term man hater

Not at all, ...but when a woman lies to me, ...she often times can get away with it.
Men, ...they're transparent like glass. 

[Playboy]

Not at all, ...but when a woman lies to me, ...she often times can get away with it.
Men, ...they're transparent like glass. 

                               

[24KT]

                               

WoW Playboy, ...since you saw fit to post 17 eye rolls, it made me reconsider everything that's been typed.
Now that I re-read it all, ...I see your point. It does sound very man-haterish. 

[Playboy]

WoW Playboy, ...since you saw fit to post 17 eye rolls, it made me reconsider everything that's been typed.
Now that I re-read it all, ...I see your point. It does sound very man-haterish. 

Thank you 

[24KT]

Thank you 

No, Thank You. You just proved my point. I just fed you a load of horse doodoo, ...and you believed it.
Women are better at lying, ...because when we do it, ...there's an honourable reason behind it.     

[Playboy]

No, Thank You. You just proved my point. I just fed you a load of horse doodoo, ...and you believed it.
Women are better at lying, ...because when we do it, ...there's an honourable reason behind it.     

As long as I made my point, i'm happy.

[24KT]

As long as I made my point, i'm happy.

Oh Playboy, ...you're so sweet. How tall are you again? 

[Playboy]

Oh Playboy, ...you're so sweet. How tall are you again? 

5'6" 

[24KT]

5'6" 

Hmmm, ...I didn't realize I was throwing that high. 

[Playboy]

Hmmm, ...I didn't realize I was throwing that high. 

Maybe.....but at least I get dates for friday and saturday night 

[24KT]

Maybe.....but at least I get dates for friday and saturday night 

I do too, ...but my standards might be a little higher than yours, ...cause for the most part I aint interested.
...although West Palm Beach is one date I would have taken if I didn't already have plans. 

[Playboy]

I do too, ...but my standards might be a little higher than yours, ...cause for the most part I aint interested.
...although West Palm Beach is one date I would have taken if I didn't already have plans. 

My standards are fine. 

[24KT]

My standards are fine. 

Then I guess you're meeting a better crop of ladies, than I meet in men then.
Good men are hard to find. {sigh}

[Playboy]

Then I guess you're meeting a better crop of ladies, than I meet in men then.
Good men are hard to find. {sigh}

They're out there. You just need to be patient I guess.

[w8m8]

I've found several if not dozens of good men here 

[Playboy]

I've found several if not dozens of good men here 

Your awesome W8m8 

[24KT]

They're out there. You just need to be patient I guess.

I need to be less picky, ...but I can't settle. I'd rather be alone than settle.
I've had some good ones who set that bar extremely high, ...which is where I like it.

[24KT]

I've found several if not dozens of good men here 

Is that why you're a lesbian?